Our constant stream of funny memes has taken a toll over the years. We have been corrupted from cat memes to nightmare fuel because we've seen everything. Only the weird shit can make us laugh because we've seen everything else a thousand times.

I mean lol

He looks like he wears adorable little tweed jackets!

My favorite verses are Deuteronomy 22:28-29. The Lord has truly assured I will be married one day. I don't have to worry about any pump and dumps with the Daddy, I mean Father, looking over me.

You won't find any chocolate in me, senpai. I'm doing by best to be as pale as possible to the point of considering buying expensive Chinese products to do so. My ass isn't bleached yet, but I'll probably start when I have an excuse to be spending that much money on $100-200 worth of booty cream. Not sure why I said that outside some recent comments I've had over beauty lol.

In the Ebony category

Males often typically work more on Uber which means they have more experience and thus get paid more. I will just quote the study's introduction for the final reason: "The residual gender earnings gap that persists after controlling for these two factors can be explained by a single variable: average driving speed." Men simply have a higher driving speed. In this specific regard, there is no gap here; Men are just more suited to earning through Uber than women are. This is what you would expect in a society where men and women are equal. Equal opportunity requires non-equal outcomes. You do better, you earn more. This is a cornerstone of capitalism and America.

(I was just writing out my sentence, and I recalled that I need to ensure I used the proper word. I wasn't even aware that Vanoss used the term. I enjoy teaching others which also solidifies the knowledge in my mind. The joke about my cat was an afterthought XD )

As a general rule of thumb, if your link to something is primarily a news article (Even one reviewing a study), then it can essentially be dismissed instantly, but I won't do that. I say this because news sites are paid to manipulate figures to get the result they want to get the money from the targeted audience. Further, that article has very little to do with men or women attempting to get a promotion or raise. It's just about how having steady hours makes employees feel more secure and valuable.

I suggest reading the Stanford study as it explains the gap even if you don't go straight into reading the study. It states that, and I quote, "We find that the entire gender gap is caused by three factors: experience on the platform (learning-by-doing), preferences over where/when to work, and preferences for driving speed." which means that the "gap" is not at all based on gender. If you read deeper, then they explain that men typically work at times when the payment is higher...

Source? Given other studies I have seen, I'd wager that it is due to women typically requesting fewer promotions. Here's a study for my claim in the previous comment: https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2015.01532/full

(Grammar time: You use "less" when the actual number doesn't exist (Less dirt) and "fewer" when you could or do have the number (Fewer ice cubes). FInally, you use "fuhrer" when talking about our Great Leader (Lord Terrifying Ember the 13th aka my cat))

"You are a horrible person and if you defend yourself then that proves you are a horrible person." Logic.

Did you see the main character though? She seems pretty real.

Gone from all future marvel movies too,

Yea, yea: too soon. I really hope they already filmed his cameo for Infinity Wars 2. It won't be the same without him.

I believe it's do to their short feet and poor breathing abilities. They can't get enough lift to stay above the water and they run out of breath to do so very quickly.

He's sad because his inbreeding and horrible traits gives him the inability to breathe well enough to swim much less breathe while doing so. Plus his stubby feet give him very little ability to swim. Maybe give him a little floatie.

I mean, it depends. It swelling inside the wound could be helpful. It would stop the bleeding which is usually the big deal with open wounds ignoring infection - which tampons are generally sterile too. You should definitely call emergency services of course, but using a tampon is a valid thing to do here. Everything about a tampon makes it ideal for a wound. Legend goes that tampons were made to stop bullet wounds. There are actually things that are similar to tampons that were developed with the sole purpose of being able to absorb blood and expand to seal the wound that were essentially specialized tampons.