spiderwoman
I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3
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It would be great if everyone just posted the dino thing before deleting their accounts 48 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I already found a better meme site. Remember kids, your wallet gets a vote too.
Accurate 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
You forgot the part where they disliked your comment when they realized how correct you were. I get it all the time. I assume they just don't like the truth as they never bother to explain how I'm wrong...
Would prefer chocolate over plain 14 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Fuck yea, I do. I'm actually hoping to get stuffed crust for dinner later tonight.
I can totally hook up with any woman, if I wanted to 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
The issues of wanting to see some hardcore fucking, but boys are yucky and hairy and gross. Hentai to the rescue with thin, lean guys who have perfect skin and really to the point replies that are a little creepy and reminds me that the translator was overworked.
Titles are gay 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I ain't saying she's a gold digger. But she asked me what type of car I drove before I could send a cheesy pickup line.
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unless I want you dead then it's suddenly my very fav 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
It is my least favorite thing to do, but you gotta do things you don't like sometimes.
Prove me wrong 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I've been binging Game Grumps for the past few weeks, and I fucking love them
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Can you imagine the lines? Good Lord... 14 comments
Dressing Up Again 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Fancy eye stuff works best when the skin is smoother as it will let it draw more attention (Which is the purpose of the fancy eye stuff). Try getting a somewhat thick foundation. Contrary to what many people would say, you don't need to get something expensive to do something. I still use a cheap walmart brand XD. You could also start getting into eyeliner to get bigger looking eyes. Ma
You have amazing cheekbones though, so a good smile would definitely work. If you're going for a more girly/feminine look then bright colors that pop really throw that vibe the best imo.
You have amazing cheekbones though, so a good smile would definitely work. If you're going for a more girly/feminine look then bright colors that pop really throw that vibe the best imo.
They like to keep it in the family 4 comments
Public Apology and Statement 10 comments
Minerva "Motherf**king" McGonagall 8 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
This is only a movie thing.She never recieved an award, but she was a gifted player. During her final year at Hogwarts, she was given a concussion and some broken ribs from a foul during the Slytherin vs Griffindor final match which likely helped the animosity between the two rival teams during her time as Griffindor Head.
Plus, I read 1971 on her plaque. The message its saying is true, but it is misleading as she never played with James and, as said before, she never recieved an award.
(The books never say she won any award and neither does the Pottermore website list Quidditch among her many prestigious feats, but Pottermore isn't really a reliable source of information.)
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Plus, I read 1971 on her plaque. The message its saying is true, but it is misleading as she never played with James and, as said before, she never recieved an award.
(The books never say she won any award and neither does the Pottermore website list Quidditch among her many prestigious feats, but Pottermore isn't really a reliable source of information.)
Wisdoms coming atcha 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Grams was a bit wrong this time, Sokka. The sentiment of caring for her future is good, but the reality is much different. The sentiment of wanting her to be warm and to wear a sweater is good, but it is currently 90F degrees outside.
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Wisdoms coming atcha 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
It's a well known fact that humans aren't social animals who don't go into various states of insanity, depression, and a lot of other big words that I've forgotten.
Socializing is just as serious a need as batheing. Focus on school/work but don't neglect your needs.
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Socializing is just as serious a need as batheing. Focus on school/work but don't neglect your needs.
This guy is a brilliant genius 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I'll admit that these guys can be annoying, but they are actually important (sometimes). It's important to be able to gather general data about a population. The randomness of who is called provides an even playing field for the population that will reflect the percentages of each group (E.g. out of 100 random calls, 20 calls will drive a Toyota. If we look at the statistics I'm making up for this example, that matches the 20% of citizens who drive a Toyota out of the city's total population of 10,000 residents.)
The information gained from surverys such as this are important for the continued advancement of life on Earth. Not all surveys are relevant to you nor would I even attempt to argue that a survey on what type of vacuum you prefer is worth your time. I just wanted to point out that some of these surveys do have a good purpose.
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The information gained from surverys such as this are important for the continued advancement of life on Earth. Not all surveys are relevant to you nor would I even attempt to argue that a survey on what type of vacuum you prefer is worth your time. I just wanted to point out that some of these surveys do have a good purpose.
Danube water level in Hungary is So low, something came up again 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Looks like there is something leaking out of the dam and into the water forming a circular area due to the still area that is forming cracks due to slow natural movements of air and water.
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The single most rage-inducing sentence of my childhood 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
I'm playing Crystal Kaizo right now, and this shit is annoying. I'm still the fourth gym and the Pokemon are level 50. The AI is good. The movesets belong in VGC. It's challenging as fuck. I'm gonna try to nuzlocke it later.
Even if you don’t believe, I think there’s a better plan for everyone 23 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Just gonna point out that the theory of evolution is more well understood and verified than the theory of gravity.
Gravity is a fact. It is a fact that things with mass are attracted to one another. The theory of gravity is describing how it happens.
Evolution is a fact. The fact is that evolution happens. The theory is describing how it happens.
The big bang model is similar in how well established it is. The debate has been over for many years. The Big Bang happened. The arguments are over how it happened.
A theory makes predictions. I can predict the speed of an object falling with the theory of gravity. If that prediction holds up, then that is evidence for the theory. Evolution makes similar predictions about what variation should be found, where it should be, and how long ago it should be. This happens to uncanny precision. I'm not as familiar with the BBT, but it predicted that we would be receiving microwave light from all directions everywhere. We found that too.
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Gravity is a fact. It is a fact that things with mass are attracted to one another. The theory of gravity is describing how it happens.
Evolution is a fact. The fact is that evolution happens. The theory is describing how it happens.
The big bang model is similar in how well established it is. The debate has been over for many years. The Big Bang happened. The arguments are over how it happened.
A theory makes predictions. I can predict the speed of an object falling with the theory of gravity. If that prediction holds up, then that is evidence for the theory. Evolution makes similar predictions about what variation should be found, where it should be, and how long ago it should be. This happens to uncanny precision. I'm not as familiar with the BBT, but it predicted that we would be receiving microwave light from all directions everywhere. We found that too.
Fixing bridges and potholes is not that important 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Nearly nobody goes into politics to help their country. Their primary objective is to help themselves by pushing their agenda.
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Every single time 1 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Remember: Beating (Abusing) your child is just fine (Proverbs 13:24). It's also fine to have your child murdered if he complains about it after you told him to stop crying over the intense pain. (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
Remember kids: "Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you." Honor them so that you may live long because dishonoring them is a crime punishable by death. That's why you have to do it to live a long life.
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Remember kids: "Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you." Honor them so that you may live long because dishonoring them is a crime punishable by death. That's why you have to do it to live a long life.
Don't make eye contact 3 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
Communism is a perfectly valid government if you're planning to destroy your economy and nation from the ground up. Nuking your garden is a very effective way to stop the weeds from growing.
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Public Apology and Statement 10 comments
spiderwoman
· 5 years ago
"Created" isn't the right term here. Created implies a creator, and there is nothing to suggest a thing happened. Nobody really knows how the universe started. Anyone who claims to is just lying or unintentionally repeating a lie. The only honest thing that can be said is: "We don't know." Admitting that you don't know is the first step to knowing.
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