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I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3

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Build more arrows! 8 comments
spiderwoman · 40 weeks ago
I believe this is a photo taken from a distance of the Sentinelese people. They are a tribe that has attacked anyone who goes onto their island. They have yet to make proper contact with humanity. It would honestly be extremely fascinating to see how their culture has developed without being contacted by outside groups for so long.

The isolation is actually both ways in a sense. They attack us with bows, and we attack them with plagues, viruses, and other diseases that they have absolutely no protection to. Just like what happened to the Native Americans when the Europeans visited.
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What a mad lad 11 comments
spiderwoman · 40 weeks ago
Fuck you. I eat my lunch at 9 AM. FEAR ME
Would prefer chocolate over plain 14 comments
spiderwoman · 40 weeks ago
Because donuts sound good too. I'm eating the pizza now, and it is great! I got Little Ceaser's tonight rather than pizza hut. It's honestly a little better.
Adorable danger floofs 16 comments
spiderwoman · 40 weeks ago
I have to ask if you've been watching a debate involving Inmate #06452017 lately. I have known that particular thing for some time, but it seems a bit of a coincidence to hear that soon after this was mentioned in an on-going debate. Not saying it's impossible, but it made me curious enough to ask.
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Adorable danger floofs 16 comments
spiderwoman · 40 weeks ago
An ape is any gilless organic rna dna protein based metabolic metazoic nucleic diploid bilaterally symmetrical endothermic digestive tripoblast deuterostome coelomate with a spinal cord and 12 cranial nerves connecting to a limbic system in an enlarged cerebral cortex with a reduced olfactory region inside a jawed skull with specialised teeth including canines and premolars, forward oriented fully enclosed optic orbits in a single temporal fenestra attached to a vertebrate, hind leg dominant tetrapodal skeleton with a sacral pelvis clavicle and wrist and ankle bones and having lungs, tear ducts, body wide hair follicles, lacteal mummeries, opposable thumbs and keratinised dermis, chitinous nails on all 5 digits on all four extremities in addition to an embryonic development in amniotic fluid leading to a placental birth and a highly social lifestyle. Everyone of those criteria matches humans, chimps, gorillas, and many others. It doesn't apply to any other form. That's why we are apes.
Adorable danger floofs 16 comments
spiderwoman · 40 weeks ago
I think its just the arrogance of most people shining through. Most people don't want to call themselves apes (Even though we are), so they attribute intelligent things like "Dangerous animal" to the smart human and the "haha fluffy" to the disgusting, stupid ape.
amen !! 2 comments
spiderwoman · 40 weeks ago
I'm sure he had a Christian heart as leftovers for tomorrow's lunch!
Tekashi deserves the years in prison he got 7 comments
spiderwoman · 40 weeks ago
This meme is a good example of something I've been considering. This post is very much talking about prison rape which is just as horrible as rape in any other situation. I wouldn't say this post does any harm itself, but it is rather a result of harm. There's nothing harmful about rape jokes themselves though. Merely the fact that rape exists so that we can make fun of it.

tl;dr Making fun of something isn't an endorsement, approval, or cause of that something. It is the result of that something existing.
*Theremin Intensifies* 4 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
Is... Is he serious?
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It would be great if everyone just posted the dino thing before deleting their accounts 48 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
I value my integrity more than popularity. I let me star go away because I'd rather be honest and hated than lying and loved.
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It would be great if everyone just posted the dino thing before deleting their accounts 48 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
I already found a better meme site. Remember kids, your wallet gets a vote too.
Accurate 2 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
You forgot the part where they disliked your comment when they realized how correct you were. I get it all the time. I assume they just don't like the truth as they never bother to explain how I'm wrong...
Would prefer chocolate over plain 14 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
Fuck yea, I do. I'm actually hoping to get stuffed crust for dinner later tonight.
I can totally hook up with any woman, if I wanted to 4 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
The issues of wanting to see some hardcore fucking, but boys are yucky and hairy and gross. Hentai to the rescue with thin, lean guys who have perfect skin and really to the point replies that are a little creepy and reminds me that the translator was overworked.
Titles are gay 3 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
I ain't saying she's a gold digger. But she asked me what type of car I drove before I could send a cheesy pickup line.
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Weekly Dose of Dark (if the statistics are any indication) 1 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
I spit my tea
unless I want you dead then it's suddenly my very fav 4 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
It is my least favorite thing to do, but you gotta do things you don't like sometimes.
Damn memes 2 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
That's because we amputated your arms!
Prove me wrong 5 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
I've been binging Game Grumps for the past few weeks, and I fucking love them
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Can you imagine the lines? Good Lord... 14 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
And you forgot freedom
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Dressing Up Again 3 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
Fancy eye stuff works best when the skin is smoother as it will let it draw more attention (Which is the purpose of the fancy eye stuff). Try getting a somewhat thick foundation. Contrary to what many people would say, you don't need to get something expensive to do something. I still use a cheap walmart brand XD. You could also start getting into eyeliner to get bigger looking eyes. Ma

You have amazing cheekbones though, so a good smile would definitely work. If you're going for a more girly/feminine look then bright colors that pop really throw that vibe the best imo.
Damn ninja's 5 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
You should never ever hurt an ogre!
They like to keep it in the family 4 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
My father will hear about this!
Minerva "Motherf**king" McGonagall 8 comments
spiderwoman · 41 weeks ago
This is only a movie thing.She never recieved an award, but she was a gifted player. During her final year at Hogwarts, she was given a concussion and some broken ribs from a foul during the Slytherin vs Griffindor final match which likely helped the animosity between the two rival teams during her time as Griffindor Head.

Plus, I read 1971 on her plaque. The message its saying is true, but it is misleading as she never played with James and, as said before, she never recieved an award.

(The books never say she won any award and neither does the Pottermore website list Quidditch among her many prestigious feats, but Pottermore isn't really a reliable source of information.)
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