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spiderwoman


I'll either give you a scientific breakdown, a tl;dr of a clickbait title, or beg for help in suicide jokes. <3

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title 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Uncultured swine. I, like a true gentlewoman, read my porn.
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I cry every time 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I watched an analysis involving this movie, and it talked about how injustice is really the thing that makes someone cry in a movie. I've seen it myself in books as well. So many reactions to people dying, but I see this one death where he just didn't deserve to die and his student didn't deserve to hear about it.
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Perfect idea 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Somebody do this to me please. I'll leave a note explaining how to tie another noose to make both sides looks the same
One of the best sing along songs out there 9 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I've never heard it
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Adorable danger floofs 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
This is why we learn these things. So that we may inform people on a meme site six years later.
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A fully armed human 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Close, but my arm comes out of the center of my chest
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Unlimited power 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I use it unironically occasionally. It is perfect for speaking about a change or correction when talking about a certain word.
This. This right here, is awesome 32 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Honestly, these people are actually dangerous. It isn't even an exaggeration to say there are walking around as terroristic bioweapons. They are literally bringing back polio which we nearly eliminated with the vaccines that they claim are "ineffective".
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Even if you don’t believe, I think there’s a better plan for everyone 23 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I would be delighted to try explaining evolution to you, @sublime gaming. Evolution is absolutely a fact, and I believe myself competent enough in the theory to explain any questions or explanations you have of it. Even people who agree with evolution usually have large misunderstandings on aspects of it. I'm sure I do as well, but I do my best to discover and correct those mistakes. I won't solely rely on other sources or even take steps into religion unless you bring it up. Of course, this evolution I am talking about here is biological evolution which is the only evolution scientists tend to use the term evolution for. There is a misconception that certain groups have the evolution and all of science are the same thing. The Big Bang Theory has nothing to do with evolution as evolution is merely the change in genetic populations over time.
Even if you don’t believe, I think there’s a better plan for everyone 23 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
As for what you said about the Big Bang, that isn't correct. The Big Bang wasn't an explosion. It was an expansion of space. The difference is immense. The speed limit of the universe (The speed that light is limited by) doesn't apply here. This descriptive law (A descriptive law describes what is happening rather than a prescriptive law that permits/prohibits it from happening) states that nothing within space may move faster than the speed of light. Space (As in the dimensions X, Y, and Z) isn't limited by this. As a side note, it wouldn't even be proper to say that matter even existed then. Matter didn't exist for some time after the Big Bang. Before that it was simply pure energy. When the universe expanded, it was able to cool (The bigger space allowed the energy to move away causing the temperature to decrease) allowing the matter to form. E=MC^2 isn't just a random tidbit. 1 unit of mass requires energy divided by the speed of light square.
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Even if you don’t believe, I think there’s a better plan for everyone 23 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Micro evolution and macro evolution are the exact same thing. You claim that it is possible for someone to walk a dozen meters, but that it is impossible for them to walk a mile. The only difference is time. You can just as easily claim it, but that wouldn't be true. If we want to look to court cases, then the Edwards vs. Aguillard and the Kitzmiller vs. Dover cases are examples where the American court houses ruled that Creationism (And it's clone with another name: intelligent design) is not actually science and is merely a bundle of unsupported assertions. The entirety of biology, genetics, taxonomy, epigenetics, embryonic evolution, microbiology, and geology are just a few of the sciences that support, provide evidence for, and/or depend on evolution.
Prove me wrong 5 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
There are only a few YouTubers I've watched for years. I can quote basically any VanossGaming video because I've watched them all dozens of times.
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Good guy Canada 13 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I honestly believe that the god that you just described is so detached from the god in the Bible that it is fair to say that this form of Christianity may fairly be described as an entirely new religion.
What a mad lad 11 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
It was pizza or spaghetti. It twas lunch.
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From "Look, it's a Mexican mario, that's hilarious and adorable!" to 7 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I believe the sentiment stands firm. I actually see actions as shown in the top post to be pretty "racist" for lack of a better term. They want to remove the "stereotypes" when those stereotypes are usually just an accurate description of another culture's holidays or livelihood. Stereotypes aren't always accurate and are exaggerated, but they are usually based in reality.
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Build more arrows! 8 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I believe this is a photo taken from a distance of the Sentinelese people. They are a tribe that has attacked anyone who goes onto their island. They have yet to make proper contact with humanity. It would honestly be extremely fascinating to see how their culture has developed without being contacted by outside groups for so long.

The isolation is actually both ways in a sense. They attack us with bows, and we attack them with plagues, viruses, and other diseases that they have absolutely no protection to. Just like what happened to the Native Americans when the Europeans visited.
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What a mad lad 11 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Fuck you. I eat my lunch at 9 AM. FEAR ME
Would prefer chocolate over plain 14 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Because donuts sound good too. I'm eating the pizza now, and it is great! I got Little Ceaser's tonight rather than pizza hut. It's honestly a little better.
Adorable danger floofs 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I have to ask if you've been watching a debate involving Inmate #06452017 lately. I have known that particular thing for some time, but it seems a bit of a coincidence to hear that soon after this was mentioned in an on-going debate. Not saying it's impossible, but it made me curious enough to ask.
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Adorable danger floofs 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
An ape is any gilless organic rna dna protein based metabolic metazoic nucleic diploid bilaterally symmetrical endothermic digestive tripoblast deuterostome coelomate with a spinal cord and 12 cranial nerves connecting to a limbic system in an enlarged cerebral cortex with a reduced olfactory region inside a jawed skull with specialised teeth including canines and premolars, forward oriented fully enclosed optic orbits in a single temporal fenestra attached to a vertebrate, hind leg dominant tetrapodal skeleton with a sacral pelvis clavicle and wrist and ankle bones and having lungs, tear ducts, body wide hair follicles, lacteal mummeries, opposable thumbs and keratinised dermis, chitinous nails on all 5 digits on all four extremities in addition to an embryonic development in amniotic fluid leading to a placental birth and a highly social lifestyle. Everyone of those criteria matches humans, chimps, gorillas, and many others. It doesn't apply to any other form. That's why we are apes.
Adorable danger floofs 16 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I think its just the arrogance of most people shining through. Most people don't want to call themselves apes (Even though we are), so they attribute intelligent things like "Dangerous animal" to the smart human and the "haha fluffy" to the disgusting, stupid ape.
amen !! 2 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I'm sure he had a Christian heart as leftovers for tomorrow's lunch!
Tekashi deserves the years in prison he got 7 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
This meme is a good example of something I've been considering. This post is very much talking about prison rape which is just as horrible as rape in any other situation. I wouldn't say this post does any harm itself, but it is rather a result of harm. There's nothing harmful about rape jokes themselves though. Merely the fact that rape exists so that we can make fun of it.

tl;dr Making fun of something isn't an endorsement, approval, or cause of that something. It is the result of that something existing.
*Theremin Intensifies* 4 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
Is... Is he serious?
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It would be great if everyone just posted the dino thing before deleting their accounts 48 comments
spiderwoman · 6 years ago
I value my integrity more than popularity. I let me star go away because I'd rather be honest and hated than lying and loved.
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