Stonedknight

stonedknight


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The present situation of a student 10 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Hey guest, would you look at a resume that was one page front and back? Or just one sided? I'm currently looking for a new job so I'm wondering if I should shorten it
Asking the real questions 14 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I remember being on the school bus when I was 11. A 14 year old taught us about sex. I remember thinking "wow that sounds fun!" If approached for sex, I honestly don't know what I would've done. I never had any sex ed at that point. I knew that sex got you pregnant but I didn't put everything together at that time. We didn't even have the video explaining what a period meant until later that year
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It will get better 4 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I hate it when my family did that. "Look who's awake before 4pm!" "Look who decided to grace us with her presence!" Or my least favorite was at family functions "This is the most we've seen her because she never leaves her room." But after a few years I'm proud to say depression and anxiety don't have that hold on me anymore and now I can actually talk to them about what's going on. I was never able to when I felt the way I did
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Squirtle squirtle
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always 1 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Am I the only one who puts the due date?
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5 million or 5k forever 37 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
$5k a month. I have a spending problem so I'd blow the $5m really quickly then be screwed
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#Adulting 5 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
And craving it too late so everything's closed
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This little boy is more badass than most of us will ever be 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I'm amazed he knew how to get there. I never pay attention to directions when I'm a passenger
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How they are for hire 5 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Bullshit.
8th row isn't first class. No way is he flying economy
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I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL 14 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
And if you do send one, please don't hold a ruler next to your dick to show how big it is
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Fast and Furious is learning from Bollywood 5 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
While driving my Lamborghini on solid ice
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Fast and Furious is learning from Bollywood 5 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
The amount of ridiculous things that happen in F8 is amazing
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Things that only happen in australia 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
Remember folks: Australia isn't real!
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God f*cking dammit Sean 15 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
He said Hitler didn't stoop so low as to use chemical weapons against his own people and called concentration camps holocaust centers
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You're welcome. 27 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I only learned a few days ago that this song was about a guy who read a personal ad in the paper so he went to meet up with the woman and it ended up being his wife
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A man of culture destroys ananas on pizza in the most absolutely barbaric of ways 46 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I remember a place near me had a taco pizza when I was younger. It had ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, and crushed up tortilla chips. Probably other stuff too. I thought it looked gross. Now that I love pizza and tacos, I'm interested.
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Dang it 12 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
You can't kill him! What would we do without his graduation speech?!
what a guy 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
lmbo?
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Cats like cheap things 5 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I got my cat a bed and ended up throwing it out. He will sleep on the heated floor or on the couch just so the dog won't sleep up there since she's terrified of the cat (60 pound pit/ boxer btw)
No need for 7 books now 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I forgot she was a squib. It's been way to long since I read the books
No need for 7 books now 8 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
But in Order of the Phoenix they knew it was Harry that performed the patronus because they stated it was "his wand" that did it and there was at least one other witch around
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Many people need to realize this 1 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I always thought I needed someone. Then I moved 3000 miles away from home for a year. I spent a lot of time alone, traveled to new countries, and had the best time of my life. I have a boyfriend now but that experience made me realize that I don't need another person to make me complete
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that's fair 16 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
If only it was possible. You have to explain to the kids in the year 2100 that they live underground because of the nuclear war he caused
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Textbooks 4 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I had the textbook How the Special Needs Brain Works with a bunch of smiling teenagers on the front. My only thought is "did these kids know what their picture was being used for?"
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Now I'm Getting A Fox 11 comments
stonedknight · 7 years ago
I would be a little nervous buying any animal online
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