Flossing is the only way to get your life back 7 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
Just make sure you wear the retainer. It sucks but I didn't wear mine as often as I should've and my teeth shifted a bit
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I hate to say this, but I do this sometimes 2 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
I used to work at a kids store where we couldn't kick people out if they were in the store before we closed. So we closed at 7 and had a customer in the store. We couldn't lock the doors until she left because of fire safety or some crap. Anyway another woman walks in around 7:20 and starts shopping. We tell her we're closed and she starts screaming about how we are racist (I'm white. She was white) and ruining the surprise for her daughter. So I had to turn the machines back on and go through the whole process. She didn't leave until after 830. I asked her what the big surprise was for. She said there was no reason for it so it's not like it was a special gift or anything
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How to really Talk with a girl 6 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
The last one is the best because it seems like she is genuinely considering exchanging her services for coupons
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anyone got any stories of students backtalking their teachers? 13 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
Let me background by saying I teach in a New York City public school so there are ALOT of insane moments.
My first day I was told I would not be respected by my students (mostly black and Hispanic) because I'm a "white bitch."
I had a kid ask me in the middle of teaching photosynthesis why he got banned from the NBA 2K17 servers. Turns out he used a proxy and played on European servers. Not sure why photosynthesis made him think of that.
I had a kid beg me to use the bathroom. He said it was an emergency so I let him go. He came back 15 minutes later smelling like weed and with half a pie from Dominos.
A students answer on a quiz once was "the old secret testosterone." Surprisingly testosterone was correct.
There are probably so many more but I'm in summer mode and haven't thought about anything productive in a month
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My first day I was told I would not be respected by my students (mostly black and Hispanic) because I'm a "white bitch."
I had a kid ask me in the middle of teaching photosynthesis why he got banned from the NBA 2K17 servers. Turns out he used a proxy and played on European servers. Not sure why photosynthesis made him think of that.
I had a kid beg me to use the bathroom. He said it was an emergency so I let him go. He came back 15 minutes later smelling like weed and with half a pie from Dominos.
A students answer on a quiz once was "the old secret testosterone." Surprisingly testosterone was correct.
There are probably so many more but I'm in summer mode and haven't thought about anything productive in a month
anyone got any stories of students backtalking their teachers? 13 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
That really sucks. I'm a teacher and I try to teach in several different ways so hopefully my students can understand it. I never have them just take notes
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What 2 years of changing habits can do 20 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
@m I'm down to start again asap. I just gotta wait until payday. My family eats pretty unhealthy food so there's mostly crap in the house right now
What 2 years of changing habits can do 20 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
I've gone to the gym. I just get disinterested really quickly and manage to come up with a million excuses not to go. It's terrible I know. I'm trying to change it
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What 2 years of changing habits can do 20 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
I want to get in shape but I can't find the motivation. I know it's a lame excuse and every day I say "tomorrow I'll start!" And I just don't
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Someone needs to buy this for my parents 2 comments
I'm don't feel like using your phone now 6 comments
Life from a different perspective 15 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
Queens College! I graduated from there last year. There were homeless people who stood on that road and would beg for money while cars waited for the light to change. Not sure if he's one of them
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Concept 19 comments
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I will Find You And Marry You 9 comments
Ubereats 7 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
There was an article about this. Apparently she works in a hospital and forgot she ordered food. He called when he arrived and she didn't answer because she didn't know the number so she texted it for some reason
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Frodo potter 7 comments
stonedknight
· 7 years ago
I KINDA see it but nowhere near enough to confuse them
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Be a true Marvel fan 16 comments
Wallace and Gromit 15 comments
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Making a huge beanie bag 10 comments
