Hmmmm intensifies

I'm not saying there's anyone wrong with responding to your own comment, it's just bizarre but still a mood

Just so you know @cakelover this wasn't supposed to be an actual roast or anything, I truly do not care what food anyone likes better and it was just for fun

Exactly. The unique and exotic looking kids that get bullied end up being gorgeous, confident, and envied. Godspeed, little Bowie.

Can't tell if just stupid or reading too quickly

Our teeth are in worse health?! My friend, the English are famous for having ridiculous teeth! Also, while the food here may often be unhealthy, that does not mean everyone here is morbidly obese or even overweight at all. Furthermore, what you call "American food" is actually a wide variety of foods from multitudes of countries. And damn it, at least our food is good! We have variety! We're not reduced to beans on bread, toast, fish + chips, and grits like you are; we've got all kinds of fun foods with many different flavors other than "grey," "dry," or "fish." The food we are famous for eating is truly a melting pot; hamburgers, pizza, hot dogs, biscuits, fried chicken, steak, roast beef, corn on the cob, pork chops, pasta, salad, ice cream, apple pie, green beans, sweet potatoes, turkey, lobster, salmon, tuna, cheese, chili, gumbo, etcétera, etcetera! Thanks for reading haha

What a fuckin mood

Imagine actually having a real canonically bisexual character. That would be wild tbh

I'm too embarrassed to admit how long that list took me to make

Last I checked, Nixon was president. I don't know who this Obama fellow is