sunflowers

sunflowers


I'm just here to make people happy!

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Imagine this creature running towards you at night 6 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Can they... can they vault? Do I even want to know the answer? Can I bear to hear it?
Women's USA basketball team vs. El Salvador 5 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
And genetics. Usually Latino Americans are shorter than Americans because the natives were, and when the Spanish and Portuguese conquistadors arrived and had children with the natives, two short people having a child (usually) results in a short child. Continue this for a couple hundred years and voila!
Suave 5 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
The thought that somewhere in this world is a dog who looks like a suave Scooby-Doo and is ALSO named Bert caused me to laugh out loud in an explosion of wonder
Nice 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I love him so much
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Where you belong, weeb 8 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I wonder if I'll go to hell, if it even exists. I think it would be fun to meet all the gay people and have a rager until the end of time. I am bisexual, so do I count? On the other hand, I guess heaven sounds cool too, but a little boring. What do you guys think?
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Battle of the Stereotypes 4 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I think it's pretty clear that Tanner can, and will, destroy the rest on his lunch break with ease and then go home to fight his stepdad.
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Uninterested womanly colossal Eland 4 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
No wonder they send convicts there to die... this place looks like Hell
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Wala habibi 8 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I'd be delighted to. Before I begin, however, I'd like to say one thing: this is not an anti-men speech, this is an anti-idiot speech. Thanks.
Just because things here in the West are significantly better than they are out East. It is really no secret that catcalling, sexual harassment, stalking, and rape is extremely common. Remember Brock Turner? The guy who raped an unconscious girl at a party and then got THREE MONTHS for it? Did you know that one in four women have been sexually assaulted in their lifetime? NINETY SIX percent of adults who sexually assault children are male. One in four women will be raped in their lifetime compared to one in 71 men. Look around you. You probably know four women, right? Now consider the fact that it is statistically likely that one out of four of your female friends has been raped, if not more. How does that make you feel? What are the odds that a man raped them? Pretty fucking good. Does that sound like men minding their business? NO.
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Wala habibi 8 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Trust me, men do not mind their business out here in the West.
Assemble 4 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I came back from the dead just to say how tiring these posts are. We get it, whoever made this post was probably made fun of by some girls in elementary school and it's "ruined" their life. Now, in adulthood, the only way they can feel content is making fun of young girls in a desperate attempt to fill the void in their heart that Mountain Dew, Doritos, porn, and video games just can't fill. I'm so sorry to hear that they're an incel. Truly a modern tragedy.
But in all seriousness, these memes are just perpetuating the outdated and misogynistic stereotypes that women have been trying to stop for centuries. They're offensive, irritating, and just pain uncreative. Men, you can do better. I know you can. You've made some pretty fastastic memes before. I believe in you.
Sorry for not being wholesome but tbh I feel like throwing myself off a building so... 24 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
not doing me any good right now. Haha. I bet you guys probably feel like you're watching a celebrity meltdown right now (not that I'm a celebrity or anything). I think I need to take a break. I seriously feel like I'm on the verge of some sort of breakdown; there's so much going on in my life and this has really been the cherry on top. Alright. I think the time has come.
If I come back, please be gentle with me. Have compassion, always. Please be kind to one another.
If I don't come back, don't forget me! I'll be with you all in your hearts. Let the memory of sunflowers live in within you and continue my legacy through words and actions of kindness, love, and empathy. Thank you all. Much love,
sunflowers :) :D <3
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Sorry for not being wholesome but tbh I feel like throwing myself off a building so... 24 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
A lot really. Thank you for asking. This website used to be somewhere I could come to find relief from everything else but now it's a cause of stress for me. Everyone knows me as the "wholesome" user, and I like that—don't get me wrong—but it's hard to act so wholesome when I don't even feel like being alive. Even the star thing stresses me out. When I lose my star after not being active on the site for a couple days, I feel like a failure. I know this is probably not normal, I'm just sensitive like that. I wish I could just look at memes and move on with my life when I see something I disagree with like other people, but that's not who I am. I'm the person who stands up for what's right and for what I believe in. I'm tired of taking things lying down. If I can't say no to people irl, at least I can say it here. But I'm getting so tired of fighting. I just want to relax, but I can't! I don't know what's wrong with me. @firmlee_grasspit I think you're right. This site is obviously
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Riposte Malone 5 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I'd let him plunder my village anytime
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He is right you know 5 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Because our government is a fucking joke, that's why.
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Legend 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Have you ever met a GenZ kid?
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The more you know...? 4 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
The one with the dying ants made me really sad. I used to kill ants as a kid and I still feel bad about it.
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Bro code 9 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I feel like there could have been an easier way...like not cheating in the first place
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Ain't American, Doesn't Exist 22 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
@celticrose Spot on. There's nothing funnier to an English person than someone who doesn't understand something that they do.
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Like father, like son 5 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I feel like Harry was kind of a jerk and I never really liked him too much
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Upbeat stupid ragged Wren 8 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Agreed. And I've said before, not everyone is super comfortable with dogs, and even more people have serious allergies. A friend of mine breaks out into painful hives and her throat gets very tight. As cute as this is, please don't bring unauthorized animals into a hospital. The rules are there for a reason. Dogs make messes and chew on things that shouldn't be chewed on, and many people are scared of them. I know they probably other people's best interests in mind, but this is still unacceptable.
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Just let it die, Rowling 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I wish I had never seen this
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What do you main? 8 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Big cart, so I can stand on the bottom part and ride it into battle against my fellow shoppers
Glow up 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I was so used to seeing the before Andy that at second glance, ie right now, yep he totally looks like a golem. Nightmare fuel
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*p*dobear disagrees* 2 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
This post, I like it. Another!
Yep that’s me 2 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I'm guilty of this. I often forget that I've told a story so I'll tell it again lots of times, or I'll forgot who I told the story to, so I'll just say fuck it and tell everyone again even if they've already heard it. Thank goodness I'm funny, or else people would get tired of me soooo fast.
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