I felt like this most of my life. Turns out I just have depression. Yay me.

Pretending to be someone else in order to have sex with someone is rape. If you have to "con" them, as it says in the actual headline, then that is rape.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-mysteries-love/201712/rape-deception%3famp

12 year old me while home alone: IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

I like to imagine that she just proposed to all of them :)

I have no problem using colorful language (with the obvious exception of slurs) but I find I just can't bring myself to call something or someone a cunt. It just seems so much more hateful and vulgar than the rest.

My friends think my hobbies are just jokes and it really hurts sometimes

I hope this isn't racist but I think Asian people in general simply look more similar to their opposite sex counterparts—males and females seem to have rather similar bone structures, in the face and even in the rest of the body. So when a person is transitioning from one gender to another, the difference is not all that stark. With Europeans, males and females tend to look much more different, with completely different facial structures and body types. So when they transition, it is often harder to pass. Just my two cents.

Gorgeous boi

This meme is from the future. Science is incredible

*straining on leash* BRØTHĘR

Carefully, he's a hero...

Why does everyone hate her so much? I really enjoyed her and I wish she was written better in Endgame. It sucked that she was gone for so much of it for no apparent reason.

These moments, and SpongeBob itself, were inspired by the Splash show in the 90s and early 2000s called "The Ren and Stimpy Show". I would highly recommend it as it makes me laugh so hard I sometimes burst blood vessels in my cheeks. One time I laughed so hard I almost threw up! You can find clips on YouTube and I'm sure some other places.

They're definitely Hufflepuffs. Mess with the friend, you get the end

The thought that somewhere in this world is a dog who looks like a suave Scooby-Doo and is ALSO named Bert caused me to laugh out loud in an explosion of wonder

I love him so much

I wonder if I'll go to hell, if it even exists. I think it would be fun to meet all the gay people and have a rager until the end of time. I am bisexual, so do I count? On the other hand, I guess heaven sounds cool too, but a little boring. What do you guys think?

I think it's pretty clear that Tanner can, and will, destroy the rest on his lunch break with ease and then go home to fight his stepdad.