Buttersigh.

Just got one on the left side of my chest, that shit hurtin

Aww yes. They're all my type :D I can't choose

What's also horrifying was that his skin was always yellow and his mouth was like rubber, it could just stretch and stretch and stretch. People said it was like yellow fish stuck to his face, all slobbery and loose. Disgusting. This guy was the definition of freak of nature. I have nightmares about him

You kinda copied that meme word for word but it's correct

Violent movies /=/ mass shootings

Because it is

Awe. Just what my grandpa used to say.

Um, no. I'm not sure what happened to him actually. But I'm sure he was let off with a slap on the wrist.

*does the splits*

I was almost drowned as a child as well, at summer camp. For some reason, there was no lifeguard on duty, and I was seeing grey shapes in the sides of my eyes until finally a counselor saw and yanked me out of the water. A much older boy had jumped on my back from the side of the pool and pushed me as far underwater as he could. Later he claimed that he "didn't mean to." He was 12. I was 6. He definitely meant to.