superchicken

superchicken


— superchicken Report User
Every now and then, the metro newspaper strikes gold. Bravo 17 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Why do people hate Nickelback so much? They were kinda popular for a while and now it seems like every single person absolutely LOATHES them. Did they do something?
30
Be nice to that nerd, you never know 21 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
OR just be nice in general without expecting some kind of pay off in the future. Just be nice because he is a person too, not because he might just become sexually appealing someday. That being said good for him.
31
do your homework, you too young 17 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I feel like 14 is the age where you know the least but think you know the most... And my sister is only a year away from this...
20
Faith in humanity restored! 10 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
the sidewalk as I shouted to the man that he was completely friendly and wouldn't hurt him. This idiot jumped in front of a car to avoid Charley and almost got run over. The guy then ran away (which is not what you are supposed to do when facing a potential dangerous dog) and Charley just watched him go all confused like "What did I do?" Then trotted towards a woman doing yard work and she ran inside her gate screaming at us to control our "vicious damn dog" before she called the police. This fence she hid behind was a whole 4 feet tall so if Charley was after her she'd be dead. At this point my 10 year old sister came outside and called his name, he ran over to her and immediately flopped on his back at her feet. What a vicious brute.
16
Faith in humanity restored! 10 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I hate it when people lose their minds when they see a pit running loose. Of course if you see a large dog traipsing about you should go inside and call animal control to come get it. But don't just ASSUME that because it's a pit that it will be vicious and don't exaggerate what it's doing or law enforcement will be more likely to shoot it if it blinks wrong. My neighbor used to have a pit named Charley who loved to break out of the yard while they were at work to see if he could get someone to play with him. He was just a dopey dog barely older than a pup and his dopiness was blatantly obvious. He'd trot about, tongue lolling, ears perked, tail wagging looking for people or other dogs to play with. Usually my dad and I would end up catching him and putting him in our backyard until his owners came back. On one such occasion he wouldn't come to us because there were more people than usual outside and he wanted to play with everyone of them. He trotted dorkily up to a man walking down
17
Sexy Post! 8 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
They removed it when I posted it a while back. I made the title allude to something sexy though I forget what I said and made the post NSFW as part of the joke and they deleted it because and I quote "not NSFW". /:
6
The life of a vegan 16 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I didn't say all people who eat meat have high cholesterol, the ones who die from heart disease generally do because they had high cholesterol from eating way too much red meat and other animal products (and other factors also contribute). Also certain people can get away with more without getting high cholesterol while others have to be really careful. I eat meat too and I am also fine.
*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Daynut I am glad you can see it our way now.
*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Being severely underweight (as in malnourished under weight people not naturally underweight people who eat) has more health implications and anorexia nervosa is an extremely hard disorder to treat. Bulimics often die from heart failure because the constant binge and purge cycle messes with your electrolytes and stresses your heart. People don't generally just up and become one of these things, they develop a complex about their weight because people feel the need to shame them or "tell them". Leave people's health to them and their family, friends, and doctor. It isn't any of your business to begin with and you butting in will most likely have no effect or a very negative one.
1
The life of a vegan 16 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
It's dumb that people have to be nasty about other people's lifestyle choices. Vegans do that a lot too with PEETA's borderline violent protests and getting in people's faces all the time, but still, it's wrong to take that out on every vegan you meet because most of them aren't extremist douchebags.
3
The life of a vegan 16 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Meat eating people and vegans die of heart disease at almost the same rate, but for different reasons. Meat eating people have high cholesterol and all that while vegans are deficient in certain vitamins and proteins which cause inflammation in their heart which eventually kills them if they don't catch it quick enough. Sorry I can't be more specific, my professor was talking about it the other day and didn't go into that much detail.
What It Sounds Like When A Chicken Sneezes @ 0:35 8 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I have one chicken who's sneezes sound like a tiny trumpet, HRRNNNK. XD And also glad to see I'm not the only weirdo who lets chickens in the house lol.
12
*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Basically what I was going to say. ^^
1
Spaghetti with cheese bread: Give me now 4 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
True! I love baby carrots but that ridiculously unnecessary indulgence food looks better lol.
Don't be that guy 64 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
If you're living pay check to pay check you probably shouldn't be going to restaurants in the first place aside from birthdays and stuff.
Spaghetti with cheese bread: Give me now 4 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
And I'm here eating baby carrots. ):
1
Cool animal prosthetics. The cat looks like it's bones sticking out 9 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Oh sorry I was just going based off the username. I'm sure you look perfectly lovely. (:
Don't be that guy 64 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
missraven here's a comic you might enjoy http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tipping_tooting
Don't be that guy 64 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I'm not a server but unless you campaign and lobby for minimum wage for servers you are willingly participating in the gratuity system. It's your right to not tip but if you don't it's their right to think you're an asshole. And the whole "Just find another job" argument is just garbage. Yeah let me just go to the job store and pick one out right now! I apply to every single opening I can and not one call so far and it's the same for a lot of people I know. So just leave a damn tip or don't go out. Or accept that you will be thought of as an asshole.
Your d*ck looks like... 20 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
She may have been nicer if she had ASKED for the pic rather than having it just forced upon her eyeballs.
61
Cool animal prosthetics. The cat looks like it's bones sticking out 9 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I'm sure you look perfectly fine and handsome (: And ignore any loser who tries to tell you otherwise.
I laughed too hard... 10 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Too funny! And what a beautiful little girl, she looks like a doll.
73
Cool animal prosthetics. The cat looks like it's bones sticking out 9 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I feel kinda bad for laughing at that cat ;b
7
*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
You are incredibly ignorant
1