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*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
^ Exactly
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Human abortion vs chicken omelette 14 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
^ Haha if we are talking about chickens yes, they are my hobby and I love to nerd out when they come up in conversation.
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*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
How old are you? Twelve? Do you SERIOUSLY think that if it was that simple this would even be an issue? Have you even bothered to do some research into it? I was a swimmer all throughout high school, I was even the captain my senior year. I worked out intensely for 2 hours a day and ate a mostly healthy diet, I was always over weight. Not obese but overweight. But yeah if you "simply eat less and workout more" that will fix everything.
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Florida criminals wtf 12 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Yup lol, I was born and raised in AZ which is one of the most arid places you can live. Whenever it gets to 30% humidity I'm miserable. :b
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Are you sure everything should be free? 22 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
barelybreathing I pointed out that if you don't pay out of pocket you pay in taxes...
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Human abortion vs chicken omelette 14 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Sort of. But instead of a bloody mess + ovum it is just the ovum, so less gross lol.
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Human abortion vs chicken omelette 14 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Oh my goodness peeps the eggs you buy in the store DO NOT HAVE CHICKS IN THEM, much like how human women expel eggs with each cycle a hen does the same except her cycle is much shorter. You are not eating a potential chick you are eating the ovum of the chicken. If you ever find a half formed chick in an egg it just means some eggs from the breeding program got mixed in by accident. Also blood found in eggs is NOT from a baby chick. When a hen is especially stressed her blood pressure is higher and sometimes a blood vessel can burst in her oviduct while an egg is forming which then gets mixed in. If you don't want to eats store bought eggs for cruelty reasons that's fine, I raise my own chickens for that reason, but get your facts straight.
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Are you sure everything should be free? 22 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
That would be awesome but making any of those things actually free is a tad, well, impossible. Even if you don't pay out of pocket you'll pay in taxes. Now making those things more affordable is certainly something that could be done...
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c*ckblocked! 6 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Hey just tryin' to warn you. Even the sweetest pet rooster can be a violent jerk if he thinks his flock or his territory is threatened. And maybe you SHOULD be intimidated, chickens can be scary and currently outnumber people. It is only a matter of time... >:D
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Pretty cold in hell today 8 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
My mom told me that I could have a pet ostrich "When Hell freezes over." so looks like I'm finally getting that ostrich!
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c*ckblocked! 6 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
And why is that willfree?
c*ckblocked! 6 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I know that look and posture, that's the "Move and I'll bite your ankles and claw your shins until you cry like a little bitch." look. Don't mess around with roosters coming at you like this, they stand sideways to make themselves look bigger before they attack. Back away slowly and if he's still walking at you RUN.
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What cats think of vegan food 7 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
That would be false advertisement and I'm pretty sure they could get sued.
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What cats think of vegan food 7 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Yeah cats are true carnivores, they can't thrive without meat.
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Florida criminals wtf 12 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Perhaps the humidity has something to do with it. I know I feel like committing violent and/or strange acts when it's especially humid.
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*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
It's in quotation marks because they are quoting whoever they are talking to in the article...
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*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
cruel about her weight and giving "advice" help? No, it made it much worse. Yes some fat people are lazy and don't give a damn but a good amount have some contributing factor outside of laziness whether it be medical or emotional. Either way it is no business of yours. We shouldn't body shame anyone fat or skinny. If negative comments motivate you to be better then great, be motivated by the mean things people say and if there isn't enough ask your friends to push you in this way. But that doesn't mean you have to be that way towards others. When you lie on your deathbed some day do you want to look back on how you were cruel to people or how you did your best to be kind? Whichever it is will be part of your legacy, so choose wisely.
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*Something about not teasing people* 39 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
If you aren't that person's doctor, family, or close friend it is none of your business and you shaming them will likely have a negative effect if anything. People like to act like it is something that some simple advice can fix. "Oh if you just (insert crappy generic advice) then everything will be better!" But some person you barely know saying that is demeaning and unhelpful. And this applies to underweight people as well. If someone is truly obese they should NOT be taking advice from randoms and they should not make any major changes without first talking to their doctor. There is a reason gym equipment says to talk to a Dr. before starting any program. So your "well meaning" advice could actually hurt someone. Not to mention you don't know what that person may be going through medically or otherwise. My friend's aunt lost her son in an accident and she became depressed and start eating junk. Is that a healthy way to deal with grief? No. But did people shaming her and being
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As an European I look up how much American students pay for university 13 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
AND unlike every other kind of debt (home loans, car loans etc.) student loans CANNOT be wiped away by declaring bankruptcy. And also unlike almost every other kind of debt if you DIE and still have student loans they will come after your grieving family for the money instead of writing it off. According to my accounting and history professor you can thank Biden for that delightful bit of legislation. (It wasn't just him but he played a big part in it) So be EXTREMELY careful when it comes to taking out student loans. I'm incredibly lucky because my mother works for my university so I get a big discount and can afford it without loans.
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Synopsis of a movie from someone who has never seen it 8 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I don't say good morning to my chickens, they say it to me by peering in all the windows and clucking until I go outside lol.
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Have you ever been so mad that you put a jellyfish on your head 9 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Ooww it would be one thing if it was just a sea nettle but what ever that is it's terrifying.
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Advice duck 7 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I thought this site was for funny, clever, or interesting things. This is none of those.
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Not all animated movies are for kids 28 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I've watched Barefoot Gen...it broke me....really well made though. Worth a watch if you don't mind having your heart broken.
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Someone epxlain this one to me 14 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Pretty common circus act, although sometimes it's lions rather than bears.
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Oblivious to insult 8 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
First of all repost. Second of all I hope a manager saw and fired this person. Third who knows? Maybe she got the "joke" and was just glad she got free food and didn't care what this prick thought. Bottom line body shaming people is childish and mean and shows a fundamental lack of empathy you normally only see in 5-13 year olds rather than fully functioning adults. Grow up.