Satan should write more movie ideas!

Me: Goddammit! I burnt the bread! Wait a minute...
*3 hours later*
Me: Oh my god. So worth it.

And remember kids, all pizza is beautiful.

This is like Internet fights. One person will always be eating something while watching the fight.

Shitzipper and dickcream are now my favourite words

I know right. The guy on the left looks so much like the real wolverine!

That title is perfect.

CATTACK!

This reminds me of Pewdiepie's video where he was photoshopping Kim Kardashian and put Kanye's face on her butt.

It's the MANLY WAY!

"Well, one of us is going to have to change."

The place looked like a morgue.
-The Rule of Thoughts by James Dashner
I totally don't have dead bodies in my room... *kicks bag under bed*

No other fruit could compear.

Basically discovering the Internet.

HALP! I have found a violation of fashion! Where is the fashion police when you need them

We have those in Australia. They are such a normal thing.

Roses are red
Violets at blue
Poems are hard
BACON!

I wish someone would do that to me...

French kissing: you're doing it wrong.

Well stop giving the diving board drugs then.

That's the moment when you are the chosen one. Move aside Harry.

"Goddamit! This food is a boat soggy!"
Get it? Boat as in bit! Never mind, I'll leave.