supernovamike

supernovamike


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Good guy immates. 14 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
Umm... must I be the only one who thinks that torturing and branding someone for life is NOT something "good guys" do?
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f*ck, my mom is going to kill me! 67 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
I think the proper pro-life response to that situation would be, "why the heck do I have to kill one of them? That's disturbingly sick and twisted to even put me in that situation to begin with."
But let's play along with the silly little game, just for kicks. Logically, there is no real difference between the two. The reason most people would choose the baby over the fetus is purely emotional attachment. It looks more human, so therefore I relate with it better, so therefore I like it better. That's all there is to it. It's not a well-reasoned decision, it's just basic, flawed evolutionary instinct. Big whoop. You scored zero points with that one.
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Fake! No one can hear what you say in clubs 12 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
And far more often than not, they'd be right. I'm saying it doesn't make sense because you're assuming that someone is something that they are statistically unlikely to be.
And firing guns so it is not safe for firemen to save anything 18 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
... In other news, contrary to what has been believed for generations, scientists have officially concluded that two wrongs do indeed make a right.
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Typical 5 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
That's weird that he spontaneously grew a bra strap as well. Women don't come with that pre-installed, do they?
Fake! No one can hear what you say in clubs 12 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
I appreciate the sentiment and all, but I'm just honestly curious... If you were a gay person, why would you go around assuming people are gay? That's like going around asking everyone you meet what day in June they were born on. And then you act surprised when they say they were born in February? I don't get it.
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Beliefs, we all have them 13 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
Of course, there are some of the "progressive" persuasion that are more likely to agree to the second part of that without accepting the first. Scientist are still trying to understand how that is possible. :P
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And has been plagued with war ever since 23 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
The Bible doesn't say anything about Jesus going to Rome, but at least we know Paul did.
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it lasted as long as having a cold 7 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
Did anyone else read "he got better" in the voice from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? No? Nevermind then.
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I really look up to this man 13 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
Somehow I doubt my meager offerings to the IRS are anywhere close to the amount they get from him...
Halloween makeup 35 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
Jab it repeatedly with a fork. It's a shortcut to the next step.
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Bug-a-salt lol 9 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
It says "does not splatter fly." That fly in the picture looks like it's definitely spattering.
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Pocket equality! 13 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
I tease my sister about this all the time as I have her watch me slowly slide my 8" tablet comfortably into my slacks' pocket. :)
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Pocket equality! 13 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
I don't understand the downvotes here. Is this not brilliance?
Lie-Clocks 13 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
But it's still funny...
Mildly interesting 4 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
Or even decades or centuries. It's hard to say.
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19 year old German bikini competitor Sophia Thiel killed it in 2 years 29 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
I'm a lot more attracted to the 2012 version, personally.
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Inspirational Quote~ 24 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
Sounds to me like something he would say. And even if he didn't, I'm sure he would agree with it. But hey, this is the Internet, after all. If everything that wasn't true was taken down, there'd be nothing left for us to waste our time on. :P
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Banks 22 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
murt speaks wisdom. Should be common sense, but living within your means is so unpopular these days that we have to try to make our own financial irresponsibility someone else's fault.
Shut it, marie! 7 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
First thing that came to my mind: "Honey? Where's my scuba suit!?!" (Think Frozone).
Gay marriage in a new perspective 10 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
Except that there's quite a bit that can be said to prove it wrong, so it still doesn't belong here.
This is why Rupert GRINtS 9 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
You can tell this is fake because the pictures aren't moving.
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His face says it all 13 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
*Not all American culture. Many of us find is horrifying. But unfortunately the self-proclaimed "civil rights" people have the loudest mouths. :(
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What happens if you scream out of a window in Sweden at night 15 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
I understand dogs a little better now, at least.
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This tickles my soul 9 comments
supernovamike · 10 years ago
I got my first impression of elephant seals from Scamper the Penguin. They'll always be evil in my book.
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