I bet that that crab tastes terrific

Are these actual quotes? I stopped watching at about season six and I may need to start watching again if these are actual quotes.

You could try mithridatism. It's the practice of building up a tolerance to a poison by consuming a nonlethal dose of the poison and then slowly increasing the dosage over time until you can withstand fatal doses. It can take three or more years to actually build up a high enough tolerance to withstand a lethal dose but once you can, I would assume that your blood would have a fairly high quantity of that poison, so long as you continued to ingest it, which could probably take out any mosquito that tried to bite you. This may also be a good way to find out who's stealing your lunches at your office, just don't use a lethal dose and put a little skull and crossbones on the box. Though be careful because it's easy to accidentally kill yourself and if you try to increase the dosage to quickly you'll poison yourself. Look up toxophagi, mithridatism, or arsenic eaters if you want more information.

Because it's hilarious.

Does the army actually have lower requirements for women to join it? It sounds nonsensical but it could be true.

That was well calculated.

It took me two seconds to realize it.

This slammed the feels brick right into my face.

We have google maps but the location of hyperion is not common knowledge. This is strange to me.

Is the warning on the bottom legit?

It's pretty terrible but some women are just really just possessive and abusive.

We would have to have a new hunger games every week to make a dent in our birth rates and even then we would need to take ten times as many children for each hunger games.