An odd point between straight and wavy.
o-o

You just described my siblings

I broke my arm when I was like 3 or 4 years old because I fell off of a swing at the park.
I've sprained my ankle a fair number of times too.

Home Alone 2, Scary movie 2.

Well he does say 'Teddy'

My older sister had one and I wanted it so bad

I had a dream last night that I was in university and Kevin Hart was my Chem teacher and he sat me down at a cafe at 2am and told me he was leaving the university and we hugged and cried and it was so freaking weird.

I already have naturally tan/olive colour skin so I'd blend right in.
I hate tanning because I absolutely detest tan lines.

That's what I want to do right now

In wasn't even a fetus when this movie was released O.O

Now I really ship Sub Zero and Elsa.
Also, I remember when I was younger, my siblings taught me this Christmas jingle:
Jingle bells, batman smells
Robin laid an egg,
The batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away, HEY!

I always end up watching the retarded horse video
https://youtu.be/dyMXYE_50Ts

I think they're Chavy af

Klicking the hidden pictures on funsubstance in public

Me: Okay. I have three very important exams coming up next week, I'm going to study.
Me: five minutes into studying *cue picture*

Three exams.
One psych exam tomorrow, one bio exam on Thursday and a Chem exam on Friday

No fucks given

I imagine a jacuzzi rather than a bath tub