That's cool because I'm procrastinating righ

And I don't blame women for my being ugly.

What if the pasta is actually shaped like the DNA

I'm so done with America.

Nice

Nice finished one that said 12-14 years, finished it in 9 years.

And it's worse for guys because we have to find some way of hiding it

OOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!! No please. No. Burn it. Burn it with fire. Please father, bless women and her lack of common knowledge. Please show her the way of the r hilarious person. In your name I pray, Amen.

NNNNIIIICCE *bobs head*

Same

Omg I just looked it up and it's actually true. This is so hilarious.

Donald, just fucking die please. I'm never going to elect you, I hope you have a horrible accident that puts you out of the campaign.

Well we're screwed. O well it was fun while it lasted.

Ba dum tsssssssssss

He needs to be taught a lesson about respect and humility. Of course, that'll never happen because he's Kanye West, one of the biggest douchebags in all of history (tied with Donald Trump). I hate both of them.

Is it random like a random friend/family member? Because if it's random no. But if I get to choose then yes.

I can totally relate.

Honestly, I don't give a fucking shit about your stupid fucking title. You're a fucking dumbass if you don't give vaccines to your fucking kids. The reasons vaccines were made is to fucking help people. I just fucking hate people like you. You can go straight to fucking hell.