The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby

Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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No matter how much I sleep I'm always still exhausted

No matter how much I sleep I'm always still exhausted

Sorry not sorry Hidden

Not safe for work

If I ever do cave and see a therapist, they'll probably be able to retire off it

If I ever do cave and see a therapist, they'll probably be able to retire off it

I take exception to this; the t*tty calendar is from THIS year

I take exception to this; the t*tty calendar is from THIS year

Voltaire's is the best

Voltaire's is the best

I'm at the highest point in my life so far, and I can't feel anything

I'm at the highest point in my life so far, and I can't feel anything

Cosmic d*ck energy

Cosmic d*ck energy

Life saving technology

Life saving technology

This is what I'll show people from now on when they ask what Nebraska is like

This is what I'll show people from now on when they ask what Nebraska is like

Days 'til summer: 68

Days 'til summer: 68