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the_average_gatsby

Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Good on you, Humpy 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Someday I'll live somewhere I can have a nice fall, instead of a party pack of winter

An amazing “The Rise Of Skywalker“ poster 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Too bad this same level of care didn't go into making the movie itself

May I see it? 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

No new cases of the 'rona, but a sharp increase in deaths by natural causes

What indeed 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

What the fuck

Look down, look down, don't look him in the eye 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Les miserables was truly a watershed moment for band geeks across the nation

Nice brown Crow 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I have the exact same shirt and sandals

Testicles hanging around like ???? 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Ah yes. Testicles, son of bofades

Cadia stands! 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Cadia broke before the guard did

Smash and pass 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Lay that meat and hit the street

Beware of the tuna 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

An explosion of flavor so powerful it'll blow your face clean off

The racket broke off my trophy 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Trophy for the pud puller Supreme

Maybe maybe maybe 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Having that little motorized door thing instead of a static curtain is the most german thing

Rotatoes. Scooby doo had it right all along 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I'm glad to see i wasn't the only one

Aftermath of a bear attack and its reconstruction 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Yeah I was thinking he ended up looking pretty alright considering the hamburger mess they had to work with

You know the Thing 22 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

The thing is... he might be better than trump, but thats all he is. And that bar is so low its 5 feet underground

You know the Thing 22 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Easy to do when you're the only one running

I bet these cost some real doe 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

The wendigo cans

Drug abuse does crazy things to people 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

also @dr_richard_ew ahhh!!!

Drug abuse does crazy things to people 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I know how she feels, it took a long time to find a doctor or dentist that would believe me. Thankfully my current guy gets it (shoutout to doc Rezac if you're on here for some reason)

Drug abuse does crazy things to people 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Very not fun fact: I have a super high tolerance for anesthetic, and as a result procedures that shouldn't hurt hurt immensely! I found this out at the ripe old age of ten and now I'm afraid of doctors and dentists

Fishy Fun Day #13: Catfish @parisqeen 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Nice 4th gen camaro bro

Can't handle it 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

My brain: Time to be abrasive and push them away
Me: y tho
Brain: they're pitying you for being such a miserably sad person. Accepting their affection means accepting that you're a miserable POS
Me: understandable, have a nice day

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Momentarily back from the unalivings. NO legendaries or mythicals 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Just six of that lizard with the gun. I don't know pokemon :/

Fishy Fun Day #3: Great Barracuda @happy_frog 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Barracuda is so tightly linked to cars in my mind that i totally forgot its actually the name for a toothy sea missile. Excellent fish all the same, 10/10

Dont eat it 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Truly a lifetime supply