the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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The store also sells tanks 22 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Don't forget your bumper bearings and blinker jets
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Robert Downey Jr. Just posted this 6 comments
HOW CUTE IS THIS OMG 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
yeah, I always get sick around this time of the year *shakes fist at sky* damn you mother nature and your changing seasons!
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HOW CUTE IS THIS OMG 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
I have been having a shit day and desperately needed this. Thank you
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Sorry, no room for humanz 5 comments
when the author kills the main character off 12 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
coincidentally, The show this gif is from is like the poster child for killing the main character(s)
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This mushroom in my yard looks just like a giant chocolate DONUT! 23 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Yes, as a doctor of mushroomology, I highly recommend you eat that donut 'shroom
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And the occasional burglar 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
yeah, one of the main reasons they revolted in the first place was because they thought taxes were unfair. I'm pretty sure there are worse things going on today than high taxes, which i might add are still a large issue several hundred years later.
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And the occasional burglar 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
some of us still have bears and things that like to steal our pets...
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Only in America 7 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
I was about to say that these are meant for dangerous game, i.e they'll wreck your shit if they get to you, but texasranger beat me to it
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Autumn is Here!!! 7 comments
Made me smile. Thumbs up if you get it. 13 comments
When someone ask me what I'm gonna do with my 3D Printer 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
This is a worthy and completely necessary use of materials, carry on good sir/madam
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Behind the famous mask 18 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Its the creature from jeepers creapers, not sure what the actors name is though
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Behind the famous mask 18 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
aren't rorschach and freddy crueger both played by jackie earl haley?
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Friendships never die 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
To reply to guest #2, the reason, at least for me, why I care about the dog more than anything is because the dog doesn't understand the why. They dont get the politics of why these men and women die, all they understand is that their best friend is now gone and they will never know why. That, you CYNICAL PIECE OF SHIT, is why I care MORE about the FUCKING DOG.
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Edited 9 years ago
Friendships never die 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
It's way too early in the morning to be breaking my heart like this
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Flail them wildly 12 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Somebody needs make a gif of a centaur wildly flailng his arms while running. Like, immediately
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Hello darkness my old friend 51 comments
Hello darkness my old friend 51 comments
