The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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It might be a good idea to give this guy some history lessons... 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
You see children, back in the olden days before the internet, music could only be contained in vinyl discs or in hard plastic rectangles. these rectangles were called "cassettes" and were inserted into that hole in the radio, where the black magic inside transferred the music to the speakers
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Special doggo 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I really want the ray to be majestic sea pancake
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how 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
why spank you
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Admit it, you sang this too 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
not only did I sing it, I started dancing too until i realized where I was...
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The Edge of the World 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
desire to adventure... rising...
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how 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
you have out punned me good sir! I salute you!
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how 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
well that must've sucked, in more ways than one
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If yes, which book or movie? 27 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
it has a pretty mind blowing ending
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If yes, which book or movie? 27 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
The end of alex rider hit me like a train when i read it freshman year
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I can't erase them from my mind 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
oh, tumblr. never change
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Make your fight easier and do as many good things as possible while you still can 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
It's a very interesting take on the usual heaven/hell thing
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10/10 Would Watch this 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
WHOOOA MOMMA
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Or should I say "thank god"? 32 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
dogs evolved as a pack animal, so there was no evolutionary need for them to be bigger . although i agree that dire wolves would be awesome.
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Anon is worried 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I can't tell if you're being serious or not...
sleep tight 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Well I for one am glad that somebody took over posting these since spacewolf has quit posting. Keep em coming :)
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When Doctor Who meets America 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Being a badass, jumping shows and shooting the silence #justcrowleythings
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Today's report on all the fandoms 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
yep
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Anon is worried 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I'd start fucking with them
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smart goats 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
maybe not crying, but he's definitely laughing
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I'm just going to leave this here and hope that nobody notices 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Where is this store that sells old goldens?!? I'LL TAKE THEM ALL
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Tax dollars at work 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
If i could decide how my tax dollars were spent, every cent would fund this. Keep up the good work.
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Nut free zone 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Well technically its right...
I miss this show! 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
This show had a TON of little jokes like this one
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Harold playing cards 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
well I just spit my drink all over my computer. In the middle of psych class no less
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Shoutout to the original 3D printer 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
yeah, it's alright, but the build time sucks and it only has two templates, and you can't even choose which one it uses each time. 5/10