the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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It might be a good idea to give this guy some history lessons... 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
You see children, back in the olden days before the internet, music could only be contained in vinyl discs or in hard plastic rectangles. these rectangles were called "cassettes" and were inserted into that hole in the radio, where the black magic inside transferred the music to the speakers
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Special doggo 12 comments
Admit it, you sang this too 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
not only did I sing it, I started dancing too until i realized where I was...
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The Edge of the World 7 comments
If yes, which book or movie? 27 comments
If yes, which book or movie? 27 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
The end of alex rider hit me like a train when i read it freshman year
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I can't erase them from my mind 4 comments
Or should I say "thank god"? 32 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
dogs evolved as a pack animal, so there was no evolutionary need for them to be bigger . although i agree that dire wolves would be awesome.
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Anon is worried 9 comments
sleep tight 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Well I for one am glad that somebody took over posting these since spacewolf has quit posting. Keep em coming :)
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When Doctor Who meets America 1 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Being a badass, jumping shows and shooting the silence #justcrowleythings
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smart goats 2 comments
I'm just going to leave this here and hope that nobody notices 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Where is this store that sells old goldens?!? I'LL TAKE THEM ALL
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Tax dollars at work 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
If i could decide how my tax dollars were spent, every cent would fund this. Keep up the good work.
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I miss this show! 6 comments
Harold playing cards 14 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
well I just spit my drink all over my computer. In the middle of psych class no less
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Shoutout to the original 3D printer 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
yeah, it's alright, but the build time sucks and it only has two templates, and you can't even choose which one it uses each time. 5/10