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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Baby owl after a bath 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I used to have towel owls everywhere, but then I got the new owl trowel! :p

When someone asks me how I came out 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I'll file this under "things i wish i could do but can't because I'm straight"

here we go 49 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

True, wolfpack, It seems to mainly be used as a front for loons nowadays, but I can't help but wonder what the world would be like without it

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here we go 49 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

*cough*maybe religion is the problem*coughcough**

A Stairway from Heaven 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,

"WE WILL FALL, WE WILL- go left you dumbass... WE WILL DIE UP HERE!!" 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

either way it's pretty cute

A Stairway from Heaven 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Oooh, oooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven

A Stairway from Heaven 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

when she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed

Would you go down? 40 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Awesome

Would you go down? 40 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I would also like to fight monsters, can I come too?

Would you go down? 40 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Hell yes

Could any of you Photoshop my mouth closed? Thanks 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I love the one where his face is sorta sliding off his head

Mr. K-diddle 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

the title makes this post for me

What could go wrong? 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

did you learn nothing from 8 legged freaks?!? for shame

A happy little tree 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

looks like someone planted a new dogwood tree

Nerves: Wracked 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

butthole status: maximum pucker

Adorable dog imitates ambulance siren 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

this has drastically improved my day

Facts! 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

wait if wheels are round, and so is the sun, then why are there 12 toaster strudels in a package?
Samsung: 0
pink lawn flamingos:1

Thanks sign 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

This sign is impeding natural selection,take it down immediately!

This is p*rn... For some 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

*looks over from mechanical engineering section* What the fuck is goin on over there

The network that killed my social life 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

whoops, didn't realize this post is two years old. apologies

The network that killed my social life 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

except topgear already ended...

Beautiful, isn't she? 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

talk to her, she may have a quest or unique items

I'm sure he'll get all the footlongs he can handle. 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

why thank you :)

Space 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

studies show that space in the imperial system is 200% more rad. Trust me I'm an esteemed professor of science