The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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It's 4:30 a.m. and dad wanted to know why I'm awake 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
you're either an angel or without a soul
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Yeah 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
for when you're too pissed off to correctly spell "fucking"
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Hedgehog without its spines 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
It's a koosh ball
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World War I amputee fitted with a welding arm, 1920 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Further proof that american badassery peaked in the early 1900s
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im dying 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Don't forget the celebrity guest appearance
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Different types of bullets 25 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Cool cutaways but... man, it's cartridges, not bullets. sorry for nitpicking
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This airport has a area to recombobulate 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
there needs to be one of these installed in every high school and college as well
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Repost or not, we've all been there 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
This was me after I finished the ACT today :(
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You must bring me a subway train 33 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
You must cut down the largest tree in the forest with... A HERING!
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You must bring me a subway train 33 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
No, no. It's Ni
Calling all Vault tec shelters 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Fuck the vaults, I want this as my dining room table
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Haters incomming 60 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Well.... the earlier years at least...
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Haters incomming 60 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Yeah, we're done for regardless. Had a good run, though
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A knife dipped in kryptonite 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
So much want
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Confession time 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I was about to get really asshole-ish, but then I read the bottom. I feel ya man
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explain this New Yorkers. 35 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
The ROUS are real
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You know what to do 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
"Sir, here is that photoshop you requested."
"The one with the woman?"
"Yes sir"
"Give it here"
..... "Perfect"
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I bet his name is Stanford 23 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Its sixer!
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Ladies is this true? 79 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
why the downvotes? i honestly want to know, cause I'm terrible at reading signals...
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Ladies is this true? 79 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
really?
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How the duck do they grow then? Do they SPAWN???? 18 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
My god this generation is doomed...
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Hmmm.... 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Not all dogs, and not all people.
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Cute 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
"hey asshole I wasn't done playing"
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