The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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"secret" 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I've always gotten more of a "everyone knows who they are but not what they do" vibe from shield
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Koala weeps after getting kicked out of tree 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I never knew koalas made that noise
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But I want to ride shiny and chrome 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
MEDIOCRE!!
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Ready 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
*cough*Olympicarms*coughcough*
100% accurate 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I need positive confirmation from the aforementioned homosexuals
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100% accurate 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I'm still not convinced :p
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100% accurate 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I don't know.... I'll have to see some research data first.
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jarvissssssss 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I have a question for the marvel fandom, since i've only seen the movies. Is vision jarvis? I know tony used part of him when making vision, but is it him or the stone that makes up vision's consciousness? they said the stone had a sort of A.I, but i had assumed that was ultron.
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Name a song that continues to give you goosebumps every time you listen to it 146 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Highly suspect by Lydia or I like it heavy by halestorm. Good pedal to the floor highway songs
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I would too of I had that persons name 122 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Darth Ralyt? Kinda works I guess
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It happens... 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Also being a senior the week before graduation
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"No matter what people tell you..." — Robin Williams 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
8th down... The fact that he ever felt that way makes me immeasurably sad
Funny joke 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
True
Funny joke 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I don't think a lot of people realize just how fucked we'd be if trump were elected.
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This teacher is purrfect 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Your teacher is very robin williams-esque
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But I'm dumb, stressed, and lazy 19 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Being smart and motivated but stressed is the absolute worst thing. I would love to just be a burnout
Just in case 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Or a bear dead set on removing your face
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just my asshole opinion 108 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
If I could come up with another fruit pun that'd be grape
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just my asshole opinion 108 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
If I were your friend, I'd "relish" our friendship, wait... Aw fuck I did it wrong
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*scoffs* Cops are so inconsiderate. 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Also I don't want your coupons, so please stop giving them to me
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Christmas miracles can bite me 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
And merr Christmas to you, yule raptor
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Definitely organic 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Free pet with purchase
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BLOCK PITS OF DOOM 23 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
yeah I feel compelled to find one of these now
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Machete for president 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Well he's got my vote
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Different borders 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I only count 1/2 of those depicted