The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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True love knows no boundaries 43 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I'm just waiting for rwby to show up and link to the dinosaur thing
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Oh chewbacca 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
**spoilers**
unfortunately, Han got there sooner than expected...
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I knew it. 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
True but the fact that he was even semi serious about it should throw huge red flags for anyone
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When gf is a total nympho but I ain't in the mood 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
buddy i wish i had your problem
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I knew it. 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
If you look at some of his proposed legislation, trump is way too close. like, oh i don't know, forcing an entire religion to register and closing the temples of said religion ( although i agree hillary wouldn't be any better in office)
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Do you have the motivation, strength and discipline required 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
one of these things is not like the others...
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One star Yelp reviews of national parks 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Agreed
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One star Yelp reviews of national parks 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
This reminds me of all the tourists who come to our lake and bitch about how they get stuck in the sand. MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT TAKE YOUR FUCKING MINIVAN DOWN THE JEEP TRAILS IDIOT
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Time to rewatch Star Wars 7 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I really want this to be true
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Thoughts? 34 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Didn't mean to start a vacination arguement, was meaning hereditary issues, things caused by bad genes being passed on where that bloodline would just end without modern medical practices to treat the disease. This was a debate topic in my biology class the other day, thought it was interesting
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Thoughts? 34 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Here's a different, colder way to look at it: what if all the medical advances in the last century and a half are impeding the natural process that weeds out the genetic defects that cause some of these diseases?
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Everytime I'm in my local government office 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
This movie looks adorable, but I worry about what the internet will do with it
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Rain on the ocean 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I was listening to some chill out music when I saw this and ended up just watching it for about ten minutes
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Would you? 53 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Hell I'd stay for the fun of it, I love shit like that
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That face at the end says "oh shit" 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
It's a sky puppy
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Stay in the room 54 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
This broke my heart
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The reaction is literally me 18 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
but does perhaps mean possibly?
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I am a meatgan 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
But they are deep fried
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I am a meatgan 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
You are NOT a true meatgan! look at all that red shit in the corner! :
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Zeus before and after shave 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I think he would probably still have a chin though...
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Which is cooler? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
He is exactly what I would picture if someone said "rock and roll scientist"
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yup 157 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
To be completely honest I don't give a shit what you identify as, you can be a fucking taco bell quesadilla for all I care, just don't be a twat about it. Also Holly shit 100+ comments in 1 hour
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I kno right 21 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
For me its always the exclamation point noise from metal gear
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Bison survived a lightning strike 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
That thing does not give 1/10th of a fuck
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What a woman 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I miss the wild thornberries
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