the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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True love knows no boundaries 43 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
I'm just waiting for rwby to show up and link to the dinosaur thing
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Oh chewbacca 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
**spoilers**
unfortunately, Han got there sooner than expected...
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unfortunately, Han got there sooner than expected...
I knew it. 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
True but the fact that he was even semi serious about it should throw huge red flags for anyone
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I knew it. 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
If you look at some of his proposed legislation, trump is way too close. like, oh i don't know, forcing an entire religion to register and closing the temples of said religion ( although i agree hillary wouldn't be any better in office)
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Edited 9 years ago
One star Yelp reviews of national parks 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
This reminds me of all the tourists who come to our lake and bitch about how they get stuck in the sand. MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT TAKE YOUR FUCKING MINIVAN DOWN THE JEEP TRAILS IDIOT
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Time to rewatch Star Wars 7 13 comments
Thoughts? 34 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Didn't mean to start a vacination arguement, was meaning hereditary issues, things caused by bad genes being passed on where that bloodline would just end without modern medical practices to treat the disease. This was a debate topic in my biology class the other day, thought it was interesting
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Thoughts? 34 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
Here's a different, colder way to look at it: what if all the medical advances in the last century and a half are impeding the natural process that weeds out the genetic defects that cause some of these diseases?
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Everytime I'm in my local government office 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
This movie looks adorable, but I worry about what the internet will do with it
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Rain on the ocean 7 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
I was listening to some chill out music when I saw this and ended up just watching it for about ten minutes
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Would you? 53 comments
The reaction is literally me 18 comments
I am a meatgan 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
You are NOT a true meatgan! look at all that red shit in the corner! :
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Zeus before and after shave 15 comments
Which is cooler? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
He is exactly what I would picture if someone said "rock and roll scientist"
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yup 157 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
To be completely honest I don't give a shit what you identify as, you can be a fucking taco bell quesadilla for all I care, just don't be a twat about it. Also Holly shit 100+ comments in 1 hour
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I kno right 21 comments
Bison survived a lightning strike 16 comments