the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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so I'm addicted to this song (slightly NSFW video) 14 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
I never knew I needed electro swing in my life till now
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Hello friends I am new here 17 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
Oh my god, I saw this months ago but forgot to thumb it up and couldn't find it anywhere when I tried to find it again. So glad it popped back up
No, this wasn't photoshopped. It's what happens when idiots breed dogs 39 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
I guess I can see that, though there is definitely a difference between making fun of a disabled person and chuckling at a strange looking dog
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No, this wasn't photoshopped. It's what happens when idiots breed dogs 39 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
Why? It's already been stated he's not in any pain, and he looks goddamn hilarious. I don't think the condition itself is funny, but he's definitely silly looking.
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No, this wasn't photoshopped. It's what happens when idiots breed dogs 39 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
I don't think I could see this dude in real life without laughing hysterically for at least 5 minutes
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Mantain eye contact 24 comments
The real raven 11 comments
Duty is my life, my rifle is my wife 21 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
True, but you usually don't have time for that whilst in combat. And a weapon failure is a good way to get minced
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Terrifying 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
This is one of those times where you realize life can match fiction in terms of strangeness
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Peter Capaldi 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
The secret's out, Peter Capaldi is really grumpy cat. SPREAD THE WORD
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Murica da best 63 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
As an american, I have never heard of wank socks or yogurt outings outside of a movie
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H Y P E O M G 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
am I the only one who isn't really excited about batman v superman, or the CGI terdles?
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Peekaboo 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
They're not a bad group, but some of their more *ahem* artsy members can get carried away with fairly innocent shows
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W.T.F 53 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
See THIS is why I'm hesitant to become an engineer. I'm not sure I want to start down this dark path.
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Do you want to talk? 4 comments
True love knows no boundaries 43 comments
OIL IS CHEAPER than FRIED CHICKEN 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 9 years ago
I would much rather pay more for chicken than oil. Can't run my truck on KFC after all :)
