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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Something which we all know 29 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

it's all good, I've been there :)

Something which we all know 29 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

yes but the books were actually good

Something which we all know 29 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

frisky why don't we speak of those books?

Something which we all know 29 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I feel like the Percy Jackson movies are the biggest example of this. about the only thing they had in common with the books were the names used

Ez squirt 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Well, I guess if you're into that then it's not, but I for one don't enjoy shrek jizz on my fries

Ez squirt 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Not as bad as the shrek branded green shit. Looked like shrek jizzed on your fries

Pick your side, quick! 33 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

gotta go with the old lineup

What was your childhood dream which is now lost as you grew up? 33 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Being a travel writer/photojournalist and getting to travel to far out locales. Haven't completely given up, but I find myself drifting away from that major. Lotta out of work writers in the world already

Chicken doesn't cross 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Yeah wild turkeys give zero fucks. I've had those bastards fly into the side of my truck and just look at me like I'm the asshole.

More of da rare akshulotl 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

looks like some kind of all knowing space entity

Where is the downside? 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Huh, never knew. What's your smallest denomination then?

Where is the downside? 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

the old country

Where is the downside? 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*slams button repeatedly*

When Gravity Falls ended 35 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

That would be awesome as well

I think that's a plus not a negative 23 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I see no downside to this

When Gravity Falls ended 35 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

It'd have to be a spinoff of some degree. The current storyline has a definite end with this episode. Me thinks a Stan/ Ford adventure type spinoff, based on the ending

When Gravity Falls ended 35 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

yeah it got over at 6 here

When Gravity Falls ended 35 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

The whole "see you next summer" thing at the end kinda hints that there might be a continuation though

No... It's okay... I didn't need my heart... 20 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

after having to put my old dog down this broke my heart

The lecture was about marriage 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

hey man whatever gets you there