The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Using an old car as a bookshelf 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
"...The owner was then mauled by a pack of angry gearheads for using a vintage Jag as a fucking bookshelf."
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but this is none of my business 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Liars and cheats, the whole lot of em
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Anyone else relates to this? 24 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Sitting and just listening to the night is the absolute best thing
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How big is trump's d*ck? 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
someone needs to send this to trump, every hour on the hour.
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Evolution of a Mustang in one GIF 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
I vote we strike 1974- 2004 from the record. Any objections?
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'MURICA! 40 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
yeah I don't know what magical gun you've got, but gunshots echo like crazy
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And it begins 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
That's it. Comment of the year, everyone else can go home.
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Toot toot 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
*Puts .45 under pillow*
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It does now 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Now THIS is a heaven I can get behind
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wow 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
I think being locked in a steel box underwater would make anyone a bit panicky
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Oh my 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Some guys are into that though
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just...wow 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
You clever shit
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Officer in training 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
"Ima be the best cop dog ever!"
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When life gives you lemons... Canadian edition 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Alright, I'll say it....I'd drive that.
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Is it you? 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Is he in the trunk of a car?
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Meet Rex the Australian Shepherd 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
He is just too damn cute. aussies are some of the best dogs out there
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Lets hope its a joke 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Anyone else not really worried about trump? Not to say that a lot of his policies aren't horrible, which they are, but it's the batshitness of them that puts me at ease. There's no way anything substantial would get passed in the four years he would have
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Oh ok 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
-_-
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I really cant think of a title 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
this has no right to be as funny as it is
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This won't end well... 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
"shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit"
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Hilary vs. George 35 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Thanks, you as well
Hilary vs. George 35 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
You've got a solid argument, I have to admit, but there is one big point I want to stress. Very few actual "assault weapons" exist in the civilian market, and the few that do cost tens of thousands of dollars and are already heavily regulated. A lot of the modern firearms dubbed "assault weapons", while cosmetically similar to their mil-spec siblings, are heavily de militarized in terms of the internal mechanisms in order to meet the existing laws. And the firearms designed exclusively for hunting aren't any less lethal in terms of efficiency (army snipers still use bolt action rifles which are almost identical to civilian hunting rifles). But, in the end, there's no easy solution, and I'm done arguing. We're all here for fun, not politics, anyways aren't we? *extends hand* truce?
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Hilary vs. George 35 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
The firearms-homicide link is a debate for another day( I personally think it goes deeper than that), but I will say that banning certain classes of firearms such as MSRs will do absolutely no good in the same way that banning drugs does no good. They'll be harder to find, yes, but it will also ensure that criminals are the ONLY people that have them.
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Hilary vs. George 35 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
While not a literal quote, I would be genuinely surprised if it isn't in her agenda. She's made it perfectly clear that she is against anything more than the most limited civilian firearms ownership.
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I just got a star *_* wuhooo 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
They're a blessing from the omnipresent mods
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