The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Bear hug 25 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
*sees title without clicking* It's prolly gay porn
*Clicks* ...Yep
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That's how you get over your skin problems 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
That's pretty rad. Looks like an old nautical map
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Forrest fires in Washington last year 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
God that top pic is gorgeous. There's just something about wildfires that makes for stunning photography.
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Bag man 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Why is this so fucking funny?!
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This guy talks about surviving prison ninja shakedowns 59 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Not that I'm condoning murder, but the world is way, way too complex to look at it with such a black and white view. While a lot of people deserve to be where they are, there is also a long history of people getting fucked over by the courts. Like the cases where people fight back against their abuser and are charged for it.
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This guy talks about surviving prison ninja shakedowns 59 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
A very interesting read, thanks for posting
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What a time to be alive 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Oh no, just thought it was funny
What a time to be alive 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Indeed
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What a time to be alive 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Yeah you probably pass by dozens of concealed handguns daily and don't even notice. Most pro gun people aren't like the loons you see on TV.
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I loved this episode 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
It's a pretty slippery slope. That's how I got into Supernatural and Fullmetal Alchemist
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Buttery nuts, just the way I like them. 36 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
You fools! Our collective eyeballs had been cleansed of this abomination, and now you have brought it back upon us! Not even rwby_rose dared resurrect this unholy creation! :p
Buttery nuts, just the way I like them. 36 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Gross, but still got a solid laugh
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Who of you remember these guys? 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
The sequel for which I'm still waiting for
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Literally no one asked 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
The vegan says as he sits in his sports car with a LEATHER interior.
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It's My Kind Of Combo 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
*Noire style sax plays*
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Maori businessman 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
That is beyond cool
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The moment your heart shattered 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
As someone who spent half their childhood without a dad, all I can say is fuck you disney
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Password? 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
New England clam chowder
Let's Focus On The More Important Things 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
I feel like the into the badlands producers saw this post a while ago and where just like "That'd be pretty sweet". Which it would.
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20 Times Engineers Showed Us How to Fix Everyday Things 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
I've done #18 more times than I care to admit
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Meteor shower over Wyoming 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Desire to adventure.... rising...
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The same brand of cars: Then and now 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
I'll take the Challenger twins thank you very much
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WMD 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
awesome. thanks dude
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A rare photo 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Wow, that must be, like, ultra super rare
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WMD 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago
Can you buy actually buy those? I'd buy one in a heartbeat.
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