the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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Most American Things Ever 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
Mine did. it might be that it was packed in cosmoline though.
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For those chili occasions 7 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
I'd have to be in pretty dire straits to wipe with fiberglass insulation.
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Most American Things Ever 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
The tactical weiner killed me. Also, don't cook ANY kind of food on ANY type of machinery without foil, unless you want it to taste like grease (which tastes like ass)
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Amazing Under The Sea Dioramas 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
No Frank I will not. I've had it up to HERE with your underwater mind control horseshit!
This student has had enough 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
I've probably seen this a dozen or so times, but something just dawned on me; over $40k is a fuckload of tuition for such a small school.
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Amazing Under The Sea Dioramas 9 comments
Arm p*rn! 22 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
Looking back at it now I think you're both spot on, but at the time I was watching it it just seemed like marvel was awkwardly shoehorning him in in order to tie in a spiderman movie later on.
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Arm p*rn! 22 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
He really was super young. I think his whole thing was written really well, and Tom Holland played it beautifully, but it just doesn't mesh with the vibe of the movie. He seemed really out of place. Prolly should have specified that instead of just saying "fuck spiderman". It's super late here and I am super tired :P
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Arm p*rn! 22 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
I just got home from seeing this as well. It definitely wouldn't have made sense, but I don't think anyone would've objected. Also, side note, fuck spiderman. Too much comic relief in a fairly dark movie( for MCU so far anyways).
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Such a beautiful animal 14 comments
Let's drive on the beach they said 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
*cruises by in jeep* fuckin out of towners. enjoy your mercedes ;)
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Would you? 44 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
Dude I would pay to be there. If it were a payed vacation you couldn't get me to leave.
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Cutest aircraft ever made 13 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
Gee Bees are the single most adorable machine ever designed. Kinda ironic they're so dangerous
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Every single morning 1 comments
He wanted to be the prom queen 51 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
And blades to sharpen? ( currently have half of a 10 page psych paper left and, about an hour, left on the due date. An here I am, browsing funsub)
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Well is it just me? 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
What always gets me is when I see 90s stuff listed on vintage item auctions
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At this time of the year in Japan, Asian giant hornets begin to emerge from hibernation 23 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
Do you have tickets for FUCKNO airlines? I need a connecting flight to fukthistanbul.
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Banana with scales 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 8 years ago
If that snake isn't named nanners I'm going to be extremely disappointed.
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Salem scout badge 7 comments
How to get through time 3 comments
