Eleanor?

I mean he's got a point

honestly that would be an adorable response

Nope. I've had a rough go, but I'm a better person for it. Will always wonder where I'd be if things were different, though.

Good thing you're a duck then isn't it?

That'd be pretty sick honesty

I is there. Well not there exactly, but somewhere with an equally chill vista

Welp, I'm out. It's been fun, but now it's time to move to Italy. arrivederci y'all

I'd write the shit out of this, but I kinda suck when it comes to using other people's characters :(

Rocky Horror is the only movie I knew he was in without looking it up... What does that say about me?

Further proof that canada exists in some separate fairytale dimension

I've never let mine get much longer than sea captain

Eh, just looks like a horse fly to me.

The badlands are cool and all, but I think Lake Mac is a better road trip option for Nebraska.

oof, I don't remember the CG in origins being that bad

I personally have never understood how it hasn't been scratched to hell before. Did they mix vibranium into the paint? It went through cap hurling it at everything, an alien invasion, a helicarrier crash, and a grudge match with a robot MADE of vibranium without so much as a ding.