Came for the undertale references, did not leave disappointed

*squints at my jeep, and the insurance bill on the counter* Unfortunately, I do.

Now if only I could find a writing job...

I have found my new favorite animal baby

Downvote all you want, but he's right.

I can estimate measurements just by looking at the object, like looking at a bolt and picking the right wrench on the first try... does that count?

It brings me great sorrow to know that I will likely never own a gun with a fun switch

But where is the other leg?!?

Oregon. The thing you're wanting is Oregon

Me too actually. And sitting at the table on a Sunday and just listening to the rain. Always thought it was weird to have such a normal fantasy

Soooo hyped for the new season

I really want to do this now

It's all about proper money management. You don't stay rich by wasting money

Absolutely

I'd rock the space bear shirt

Hmm, I'll be right back. The guy three doors down from me has one of these

Damn, the U.S sure discovered a lot of the radioactive ones.

This is honestly the saddest a web comic has made me to date

*chihuahua soars away into the cosmos*