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the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

That's actually how they were at first. the retardant was in a glass ball dealio that you threw at the fire. As for why it isn't a thing anymore, I'd guess that it's a lot more efficient to have a pressurized spray you can aim, as opposed to the fraganade method

Translation on point 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

FRAG OUT *Throws fire extinguisher*

I miss this show so much! 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Why does it seem like kid's shows are getting the clever writing, while adult shows are getting shallower and shallower (the obvious exceptions apply)

Honestly what would you do ? 28 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*looks at straight razor in hand* Put up a fight obviously

Bugs bunny 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Shhhh, don't tell them, just let natural selection do it's thang

Guess where this is? 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Canada or west Canada

Congratulations, you played yourself. 81 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

sorry celticrose your coment didn't show up when I commented

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Congratulations, you played yourself. 81 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Nope, people are just childish

Forest style aquarium 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*Hits joint* DUDE, whys that beta levitating through a forest?

These plants can kill 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Reminds me of Rappaccini's daughter

With all of the bad things going on lately it was just a thought 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*Looks at my finances, which are solid for the first time in my goddamn life* Eh, I can deal. Thanks Satan.

Quesillo, a traditional Venezuelan dessert, like a flan 33 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Queso is cheese, so I'm thinking it's similar to cheese cake?

Well it works for buttsex 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Moxxi, is that you?

This is one of the most important buildings on earth 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

my apocalypse travel destination of choice

Reusing old woods pallets as flooring 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

It's prolly got a roll on coating that makes it slick like regular flooring

i'd watch the shit outta this 30 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I'm not gonna lie, I'd watch the shit outta this

I found Mater in Texas 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

"It's my hood, it's my hood! I ain't seen that thing in twenty years!"

Aquaman travolting Superman's moment on the red carpet 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

and aquamamoa looks like a dude that just kinda wandered into the premire

Enjoying his last moments 17 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Annnnnnnnnd my heart just broke

This is so unreal! Can't believe my eyes! 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*Adventure boner intensifies*

wish doggo a hapy birtday 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Hapy birtday doggo

Russian architecture 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

That would be so fucking cool

Make a wish 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Let me find a job as a writer/ photographer so I can feel validated in my choice of majors. Or at least let me be wealthy enough to travel as a hobby.

17-pdr gun "armor piercing" shell embedded in a WWII Tiger I tank armor 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

God, could you imagine being the gun crew to fire on that tiger, just to have it keep rolling like nothing happened?

Don't you think? 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Except we wouldn't unite, and the aliens would just stomp us. I don't think the world is capable of effectively uniting, even under the most dire of circumstances.