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the_average_gatsby

Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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God bless america 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

but its not...

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Helocopters and the Sunrise 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I fully blame this show for making me such a cynical piece of shit. It was amazing and gone too soon

Well that's enough 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Welp, only thing to do now is burn the house down. Then rebuild the house and burn it down again, just to be safe

Put that pizza back in the oven 14 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I bet it costs nein dollars too

Beware of the dog 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

A killer cuddle bear

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Caught in a Landslide 37 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Didn't mean to make you cry

A cannabis garden in a corn field 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

The smarter thing to do would be to plant them around the pivot track, where there's already a big ass gap in the corn.

The irony is strong with this one 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

goddamnit this was me, I accidentally logged out

Like a new turbo kit 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*quietly shoves new high flow intake manifold under my desk* Yes, responsibilities...

I'm so over this 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I mean, in all likelihood he won't get it, but at least you'll have a clear conscience concerning this mess. Go Gary

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I'm laughing so hard 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Danger squirrel

What are you all dressing up as for Halloween? 23 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

A broke college student.

Well, there's always Mark Watney to keep it company 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Curses! Foil again! :P

Well, there's always Mark Watney to keep it company 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Now I'm catching feels from the fucking MARS ROVER!?! Goddamnit feelsubstance I don't wanna be sad anymore!

Might as well hop on the Halloween train. I'm not sure when I last saw this movie... 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

God I had such a crush on the lead singer growing up

the best kind of weather 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

That is amazing, thank you

Anybody? 95 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*quietly slides dire straits record onto my turntable* did someone say rainy day?

3 Milky Way photos taken in different places - Light pollution really makes the difference 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

One of the few upsides to my shitty little farm town. I miss it like crazy man :'(

Nature is furiously beautiful 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

It looks slightly edited, which most photos are, but it's definitely a real thing. Look up volcanic lightning. This stuff is what I show people who scoff when I say I want to be a photographer

The fast lane 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I want.. no I NEED to hear it

Some Disney villains 19 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Never noticed how Rourke, Sykes, and McLeach all suffer from varying degrees of sameface

Good job Diego 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Legend

Would there be less war? 21 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Russia would probably win as it sits now

That sounds horrible. 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I need this, for... nefarious reasons...

How many other places can you guys think of? 56 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Any beach once fall has come and everyone is gone (I just got hit with the biggest sense of longing)