Did you just assume their architectural orientation?

Holy shit I just about spit my drink everywhere XD

I liked it personally, got a chuckle out of it when I first read it. I imagined like a Godzilla sized duck just kinda chillin' like ducks do

So one day some friends and I were out shooting on my property, when the action bar, which connects to the slide and runs the action, breaks (it's a vintage gun, and a single bar design at that). No biggie, I figured, I'll just head out to the gunsmith and have him order me a new action bar. So I take it to him, fill out my ticket, and head home. Fast forward a month or so, and his name pops up in the paper. Fucker beat his wife and was being sentenced for domestic assault. This being a felony, the county seized all the guns in his house (he worked from home), including my Eastfield. Even better than that, they couldn't find any documentation saying the shotgun belongs to me. So off it went with everything else they seized to be destroyed or sold at auction. tl;dr I broke it, the gunsmith got locked up on a felony, and the county stole and destroyed MY FAVORITE FUCKING SHOTGUN

Which one?

Thanks, I use a Weatherby SA-08. Had a pretty nice Eastfield that was actually built for trap, but I lost that due to some fuckery

22 for 25

Nah, you just gotta cook them right (please tell me you got the joke)

Oh... well like I always say, due tomorrow, do tomorrow *finger guns*

Kiwis, however, are not

It's definitely a jeep, a TJ wrangler to be exact. it's just the angle of the picture that hides the door frame and rear body panel
A TJ without the doors or hardtop: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ec/f5/c3/ecf5c31b9fe24b7ebaa2b970117ee09c.jpg

Fair enough

A gym rat?