The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Motivational poster at work 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Unless you piss off an EMT or something, then you'll die as many times as they want you to
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Be Fair 72 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
@famousone Damn that was a pretty aggressive reply
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Be Fair 72 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
How 'bout we separate religion from modern society? Just a thought.
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Owl bottom jeans 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Hoots with the fur (with the fur)
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Drink up me 'earties, yo ho 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Oh. I've always known them as gauges
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Drink up me 'earties, yo ho 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
What the sweet fuck is a stretcher?
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The Most Mysterious Cartoon Character 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Judging by her race, and the era this cartoon is from, it's probably better that we don't see her face
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Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a gorilla - Comrade Harambe 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
As long as people are people, socialism will never work on any kind of large scale for any real length of time
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Hermit crab using a skull for a shell 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Rock on little crustacean
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Korean banana for scale (breath heavily) 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Long winded response in outrage towards white supremacy
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Why are we not funding this? 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Yeah those fucking linked metal bands are the pits for hairy people
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Korean banana for scale (breath heavily) 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Something something Asian stereotype...
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A trailer for Michael Bay's new movie 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
It'll all be added in post
We only need it once a year. Not once a month 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Power steering's fine, it doesn't look like the original pump, but the tranny's getting kinda weak. I'm planning on putting a new torque converter in once I go home for the summer. It's an early 80s truck, so it still has the old cast (I think they're cast anyway) manifold
We only need it once a year. Not once a month 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Little bit of both. rings are getting tired and it's got a drip from the rear main. Runs like a top, though. 318s are damn near invincible
We only need it once a year. Not once a month 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I just keep adding oil and change the filter every few months :/
"Shoulder massage" 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Oh he's massaging something all right, but it sure ain't her shoulders
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I don't even know how they manage to convince the officials 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
You mean to tell me they're going to build an entire city and all the associated infrastructure in five years?
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Apparently, duck quacks don't echo 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Most definitely
Apparently, duck quacks don't echo 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Those who seek to wield it's awesome power
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Apparently, duck quacks don't echo 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I 'spose it'd be better than just letting it drag everywhere. Unless it's like, detachable or somethin'
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Apparently, duck quacks don't echo 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
It'd be appropriately scaled up of course, so like a container ship on wheels XD
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Apparently, duck quacks don't echo 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
He'd just like carry it around in a wheelbarrow
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Apparently, duck quacks don't echo 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I'm just trying to imagine how big it'd have to be. Like skyscraper sized at least
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Apparently, duck quacks don't echo 22 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Don't be sorry, I don't think I've actually laughed that hard in a good while
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