The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Remember kids, dabbing kills germs 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Also my faith in the next generation
yall can fight me bc pineapple is good on pizza 18 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I don't really remember. I don't think it was an off the shelf game so much as something the teacher made for the class
Hans! You know what to do 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Valid, valid point I hadn't thought of that
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c*ckroach_Master_race.Exe 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
@sirviantis thanks it's my proudest high school achievement
Hans! You know what to do 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Yeah but that opens up a whole new set of problems, like where you gon sleep now?
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yall can fight me bc pineapple is good on pizza 18 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I sent my friend to the stocks once in an rpg we played in history class because he likes Hawaiian pizza.
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Sleep tight,suzuki 61 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
SLEEP TIGHT, SUZUKI
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Time for some Scottish twitter 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Scotch tweets are my favorite recurring joke
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Baymax, you huggable marshmallow 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Arguably the best scene in the movie, aside from the Stan Lee cameo
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By god they're learning! 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Oh I agree it's super impressive, that was just my first thought
By god they're learning! 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I mean it's not like they've had centuries to figure this shit out...
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Because it would be like opening the floodgates. 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Exactly. My issues are mine to deal with, and I get along just fine keeping them to myself.
It's probably not a very good way to deal in the long run though.
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A little Floyd for your Sunday morning 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
So happy to see this make the front page
Wolverines: The honey badger's more badass cousin 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
"20:1? Good, now it's fair for the moose"
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c*ckroach_Master_race.Exe 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I think some scientists just wanted to squash roaches in a hydro press and had to make up an excuse
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Schrodinger's Transcript 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Yeah!
\O
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Schrodinger's Transcript 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Yay, I won't be the only one who dropped out!
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Schrodinger's Transcript 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Good thing I'm a good student and get all my shit done on time *Chuckles nervously*
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Don't f*ck with welders and mechanics 36 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I want a wardozer now
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Why you do dis 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I'd rather have a paper used as a bad example than have the teacher gush over it and read it to the class. It was the single most uncomfortable thing I've ever had to endure
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Goofy's True Story 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
How dare you make me look at touching fanart of the feelsiest (for me) disney movie to ever grace this planet
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Be Fair 72 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Very true, and it's very possible that even without ideological differences we'd still find reasons to fight, but I still can't help but wonder if it's all really worth all the extra trouble. I mean it's not like established religions have been especially peaceful, aside from things like Buddhism and Jainism (Just to be clear I'm not condoning the forcible removal of religion, but the idea of voluntarily moving away from religion)
Dirty Job 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Be Fair 72 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Fair enough, though I would argue that we could advance and benefit more as a whole without their archaic beliefs holding us back
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Be Fair 72 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Same, actually. I was pissed off and looking for a fight when I wrote it, but I stand by what I said. At least we can be civilized about it. Care to share why you believe it should remain such an integral part of society?
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