the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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Remember kids, dabbing kills germs 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Also my faith in the next generation
yall can fight me bc pineapple is good on pizza 18 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I don't really remember. I don't think it was an off the shelf game so much as something the teacher made for the class
Hans! You know what to do 4 comments
c*ckroach_Master_race.Exe 10 comments
Hans! You know what to do 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Yeah but that opens up a whole new set of problems, like where you gon sleep now?
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yall can fight me bc pineapple is good on pizza 18 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I sent my friend to the stocks once in an rpg we played in history class because he likes Hawaiian pizza.
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Time for some Scottish twitter 4 comments
Baymax, you huggable marshmallow 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Arguably the best scene in the movie, aside from the Stan Lee cameo
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By god they're learning! 8 comments
By god they're learning! 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I mean it's not like they've had centuries to figure this shit out...
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Because it would be like opening the floodgates. 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Exactly. My issues are mine to deal with, and I get along just fine keeping them to myself.
It's probably not a very good way to deal in the long run though.
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It's probably not a very good way to deal in the long run though.
A little Floyd for your Sunday morning 2 comments
c*ckroach_Master_race.Exe 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I think some scientists just wanted to squash roaches in a hydro press and had to make up an excuse
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Schrodinger's Transcript 6 comments
Schrodinger's Transcript 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Good thing I'm a good student and get all my shit done on time *Chuckles nervously*
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Don't f*ck with welders and mechanics 36 comments
Why you do dis 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I'd rather have a paper used as a bad example than have the teacher gush over it and read it to the class. It was the single most uncomfortable thing I've ever had to endure
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Goofy's True Story 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
How dare you make me look at touching fanart of the feelsiest (for me) disney movie to ever grace this planet
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Be Fair 72 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Very true, and it's very possible that even without ideological differences we'd still find reasons to fight, but I still can't help but wonder if it's all really worth all the extra trouble. I mean it's not like established religions have been especially peaceful, aside from things like Buddhism and Jainism (Just to be clear I'm not condoning the forcible removal of religion, but the idea of voluntarily moving away from religion)
Be Fair 72 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Fair enough, though I would argue that we could advance and benefit more as a whole without their archaic beliefs holding us back
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Be Fair 72 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Same, actually. I was pissed off and looking for a fight when I wrote it, but I stand by what I said. At least we can be civilized about it. Care to share why you believe it should remain such an integral part of society?
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