the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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I met one of my friends because we fell down the same stairs 22 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I got my best friend by punching him in the face in like 2nd grade
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The past few months have been...interesting 29 comments
The past few months have been...interesting 29 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I haven't actually told anyone yet, thanks though :). There was a big shit show recently in my town over how the main church reacted to a gay couple that came out, so I've been pretty buttoned up about it
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The past few months have been...interesting 29 comments
Looks like she needs a gun too 14 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I'm just imagining the look on her stupid fucking face when she gets booked for assault and felony theft. God stupid people get me riled up
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Culture shock 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Inaccurate. A true American attending American school wouldn't be caught dead with that soviet trashrod
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Ironic 4 comments
A good reason to wear glasses 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
But they can also take you from grizzled mechanic to pretentious hipster when a beards in the mix. I can't wait for lasic
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Baby bats can be so cute 5 comments
Feeling a lil down today :p 21 comments
Ain't this the truth 26 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
For those who saw fit to downvote me, I was talking about how people always pressure me to go to church, even though I don't believe in it. I wasn't shitting on anybody's beliefs so calm your tits
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Ain't this the truth 26 comments
When ze flammenwerfer is not enough 6 comments
Warning: Logan spoilers 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
The last frame isn't, and it makes so much sense for those who've seen the movie
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No thanks 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I've actually heard that exact phrase used a lot. Bow hunters are a weird group (Plus I'm sure she has considered it, deadbeat men are pretty plentiful in places like this. It'd be kinda suspect if she DIDN'T have any axes to grind)
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No thanks 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I don't get it, she's a babe. A little stereo typically country, but not any worse than anybody I've met in the sticks.
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I approve of these women marching 14 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
The only thing I would add is a mention for all the women fighting with the Kurds in the middle east. I'd love to see the look on those dickhead's faces when they realize they got their shit kicked in by women. (edited for grammar)
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Edited 7 years ago
Seriously though New Zealand is a great country anyone else from there? 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Because their air force is really just a bunch of kiwis in giant slingshots
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At least they brought us tea 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Idiots kept the wrong island though. They had the Caribbean and the caymans for christ sake.
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My crush 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
You know what's even worse? Not talking to them and assuming they aren't interested, just to find out too late that you got along really well and have a surprising amount in common. I'm still kicking myself for that one.
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