the_average_gatsby
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He is 10 or 45 ? 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Nah, his face doesn't look that old. I think the 45 estimate is pretty spot on
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He is 10 or 45 ? 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
No I suppose not, but I couldn't come up with a better historical event
He is 10 or 45 ? 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
He looks like he is both too young to remember land lines and old enough to have watched the fall of the soviet union
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Kudos elephant 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Except that elephants are a protected species, and mondo illegal to hunt. So in this instance he did get his comeuppance. Though I agree 9 times out of 10 hunting is beneficial to the ecosystem, just not this time.
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As a Russian 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Oh you can protest, it just puts you at extreme risk for suicide via radiation poisoning or multiple gunshots
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Shouldn't there be a safety on this or something? 17 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
"Anybody have any tape? I wanna put some tape over the death lever"
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That sounds enjoyable 9 comments
It's unfair 49 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Rebuttal: These aren't the things that go through the mind of a scared person faced with home invaders. Had he not been armed there's a good chance they would have panicked and hurt or killed him. I'm not saying they should have been killed, but that's the risk you run breaking into people's homes.
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How naive 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
That's bad, but trust me, being too oblivious to notice when they're obviously hitting on you is so, so much worse
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This gun is clearly not suitable for lefthanded people 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
They do, the A3 is just their current production model. It's just an updated variant
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This gun is clearly not suitable for lefthanded people 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I believe it's the new civy A3 model. Note the individual trigger pulls, and the flat top with the rail instead of the integrated scope
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Philosoraptor 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Because anybody can use a sword, but it takes a hard motherfucker to kill somebody with a pen.
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And the Scenes and Emos will resurface 13 comments
That's a very long series 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Firstly, @runner, arrow is part of the DC "arrow-verse". Secondly, @betterthanyou, All of the marvel tv shows are part of the MCU
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That's a very long series 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Is that counting the like 5 seasons of agents, as well as Peggy carter, Luke cage, Jessica Jones and iron fist?
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Uuhhhhhhhhh 22 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Nah he wouldn't win, Cap'd just leave right as he starts to win the fight
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Anti-vaccination movements need to stop now 16 comments
Shit cap 20 comments
Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Well said guest. As a rule of thumb all 5.56 rifles can fire .223, but most rifles stamped .223 should only use .223. Those who can are usually marked .223 wylde. 7.62 and .308 are close enough to interchange, with .308 generally being loaded to higher pressures.
Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
also the 7.62 is .308 Win, and the 5.56 started as .223 Rem in civilian use
No wait don't leave 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Shoutout to the dudes who helped me in the vault of glass. I woulda been boned without you
