the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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A great idea for politicians 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I think 70% is too low. That's a C-. I'm thinking like a B minimum
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What a badass 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
McGonagall was an animagus? Fuck I need to read the books ( I always thought Sirius was the only animagus)
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I’m Honestly Surprised Someone Can Be So Ignorant 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
But are they contagious? I don't want my dog or my other cat to get nipples
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You're not a real bisexual 31 comments
You're not a real bisexual 31 comments
You're not a real bisexual 31 comments
What else do you want me to say 5 comments
A solar power system that mimics a sunflower 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Cool, but I wonder if it gains more power than it looses by having the motors shift it constantly
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The truth 7 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Another interesting statistic is that the person who actually took the time to do this was 110% turned on by a trap and needed to justify it
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Poor dog :( 7 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
"I don't know why you stepped on me master but it's okay I love you anyways. I'll try to be better next time"
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Why tho 47 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
But you are doing the job you went to school for (i.e you go to medical training you work in medical), it's not like you just get stuck in infantry no matter what
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Avengers film vs comic book version 7 comments
My kinda wife 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Wait there's an actual print version of the handbook for the recently deceased?
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Why tho 47 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
It's amazing you can still use a computer with your head stuffed so far up your ass
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Why tho 47 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
What if I told you the military will teach you medicine for free too?
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The World Book 4 comments
is La'a here? 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Every. single. fucking. time. I eventually just started answering to the wrong name instead of correcting them
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The first successful " here hold my beer" 8 comments
