I'm torn. On one hand, I'd like to see rapists gunned down like the animals they are, but on the other hand what happens to them in prison is so deliciously fitting that it would be a crime to deny it

Just get a VPN from a neighboring country my dude

Jesus christ. For $4k a month you could own the entirety of my home town

That looks exactly like my Lilly. Have you stolen my cat?

I love how they were once one of the major world powers, but now all people associate them with is losing

Trefoils though? really Leo?

Dog, obviously. God can't cheer me up, or stop a burglar for that matter

I can be any of them depending on what I'm drinking

We pretty much have already. Most modern stuff is metric

My absolute favorite Disney movie.

"Ya fucking reprobate" has to be my favorite insult ever

Sure, it keeps you from being hurt by somebody else, but there's a whole other kind of hurt that comes from not having a soul in the world to turn to after a lifetime of burning bridges. I've never wanted to break a habit so bad

If I'm spinning my watch or sleeves it's just because I'm spacey as hell and likely somewhere else

I want a movie where all 3 are narrating, but they constantly bicker over how it really happened

He was admirable as a man and a general, but unfortunately his connections to nazi Germany are all that most will ever associate him with

Why must you make me feel feelings?

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This could also be titled "Why I hate pretentious fucking Lit majors"

M'lighter

Heyo, and welcome to the circus. I'm gatsby

The slow mo shot with the demonic sounding laughter over it killed me. you could practically see the betrayal in its eyes