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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

97 comments and all but 3 of them are you jokers. I commend your commitment, but damn don't you have anything better to do?

*gets pencils and papers* 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

Legs eat French frogs

Who says the Germans have no sense of humor 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

And even when they're being funny it's still well engineered

*gets pencils and papers* 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

French me like one of your paint girls

so true though! 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

College: taping a broken pen you found back together and using it for two semesters

Oh... Why is the internet like this? 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

A shellfish

Oh... Why is the internet like this? 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

You're god damn right I'd eat god as a lobster. Just try and stop me vegan scum

RIP in peace 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

Fair enough, shade rescinded.

RIP in peace 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

Is there actually credible data? I couldn't find the study anywhere. If there is then that is some bullshit and I rescind my shade

RIP in peace 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

Yeah that tends to happen when you insinuate that black people are genetically predisposed to being intellectually inferior

Do you agree with him? 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

But where does that income come from if all the low end jobs are automated?

Pipe da pipeline 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

I'm still pissed those cocksuckers had the gall to suggest running a fucking pipeline through the sandhills

I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

Finding something you can just throw yourself into helps immensely. Once you find something you want to do sleeping constantly doesn't sound as good

Owls too 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

*Shwoop*

Owls too 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

I would sign that

Probably a math teacher 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

I read that as M cubed times pi. God I need sleep

I had to explain this concept to a young co-worker recently. I feel old. 25 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

That is actually a really dope cover design. anyone know if it's real?

Freakazoid: An underrated classic 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

*Archer voice* Phrasing

Freakazoid: An underrated classic 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

Literal meat joke or gay joke on the sly? YOU DECIDE!

Johan de Witt 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

You couldn't pay me enough to eat any amount of trump

So cute! Rogue One cosplay 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

That's cute, but I don't know if it tops the kids dressed as jawas that went around randomly stealing shit whenever someone took a picture

Let me be big lizard 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

That dog looks really dry.

I will judge you for free 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

11 years ago? Fuck I'm getting old

Cute treasure hunt 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

Oh my god she's so TEENY

Warning: Im glad we're at the day and age where you guys don't defend rapists 28 comments

the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago

Marvelous idea