The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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git em 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Fair points on both counts. I guess I never thought to confirm Afghanistan's place on the map and just assumed it was part of the middle east
Why are you single? 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Because being bi is weird for me and I don't know if I want to commit to one or the other yet
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*Baaahhhhhhh* 19 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Genghis Ron is my favorite, but Wu-Tang Dan is a close second
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git em 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I don't know, the soviets didn't do too well the last time they were in the middle east
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Moms always know what to do 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Dish soap works wonders in a pinch
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Where to get fireworks 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I was messing around with some old school m-80s and long story short I came within an inch and a half of loosing a sizable chunk of my foot (I still do fireworks, just not stupid shit )
Just the usual customer having a drink 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I really fucking love New Orleans sometimes
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Where to get fireworks 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I used to, but then I fucked up so I don't mess with that shit anymore
HAPPY SUMMERWEEN 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Time to carve the jack'o'melons
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That was embarrassing 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Two wildly different styles of racing with two wildly different car builds
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450-year-old Horse armor 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
God old arms and armor are sweet. That kind of stuff used to be it's own art form
I know it's late but the sentiment is still there 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Yondu was the real space dad all along
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Man dancing over a water hose 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
German, actually. Those are Leopard 2s
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Get it now 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Way ahead of you
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Let nature do all the work 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
SCIENCE BITCH!!!!
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Golden lasso reveals the truth 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
I'd let Gal Gadot tie me up any day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Interesting take by a German 30 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Hitler was a vegetarian
Interesting take by a German 30 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
That and people tend to get kinda antsy when Germans get overly patriotic
(It's a joke please don't flip out)
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Fan-tastic 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Oooh, just think of the mechanism that runs that. Planetary sets for days son
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H o u s e g r a s s 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
No, grass is yard carpet
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Never skiped a leg day 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
The thrustmaster
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Dear god we've made it to Facebook 21 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
A general mistrust in the gods due to eons of people getting dicked over says I
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(Intense music intensifies) 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
The fucking nameless king in Dark Souls 3
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Dear god we've made it to Facebook 21 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
He's also one of, if not the only god who never lied or went back on a bargain; just look at Orpheus and Eurydice.
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Goddammit Dion 94 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 years ago
Fair enough, don't let me stop you
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