the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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The balloon cops 12 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
And probably shoot you down with fighter jets or some shit
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Killing poachers to save rhinos 13 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
Rhinos are very finite, people are not. If that's what it takes then so be it
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A bit extreme 7 comments
I like big trucks 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
And when a truck rolls in with an itty bitty wheelbase and big tires in yo face you get SPRUNG
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Make you fat 7 comments
Shower thoughts 13 comments
Name a badder *** than Taylor Swift 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
You could fill a book with all the bitches badder than Taylor swift. And they have
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Cats are weird creatures 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
It's because they don't like their whiskers touching the sides of the dish
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I couldn't agree more 21 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
No, simmunition, not simulations. Less than lethal paint training rounds you can fire from real guns
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Men wanted (South Pole expedition, 1907) 7 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
See this is the kinda shit I want to go back to. Back when the world wasn't finite, and adventure wasn't a pay to play theme park for the rich. Every other aspect of that era can definitely stay gone tho
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That's one way to come out 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
I've let an untold amount of golden jokes go unmade because I didn't want to out myself. Kinda bums me out
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90s Kids Will Get This 21 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
We can only hope I 'spose, and those smart asses were right, there are some beautiful lakes in WY. Jenny lake is easily the prettiest, though I fear it's a bit out of your way
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90s Kids Will Get This 21 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
If you believe that then I've got some beach front property in Wyoming to sell you
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90s Kids Will Get This 21 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
It's always been about boomers unfortunately. Who do ya think caused the crash in the first place?
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Ice crystals on a barbed wire fence 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
It was 58 here today, in a region where it shouldn't be above zero in December. If you find any cold let me know, I need some too
Ice crystals on a barbed wire fence 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 7 years ago
It's not about cold, it's about the wind. That's what sleet does in 60 mph wind
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