Oh for sure, but I'm also saying it's a superior alternative to them getting squashed if the parent can't be bothered to actually watch them

Guest is right

Goddamn it this was me my phone logged me out

You're right on most counts, and it isn't really right, but its better than some kid getting run over because their parent couldn't be bothered to keep track of them

Not really normal, but it makes sense when you consider that a trained dog is waaaay less likely to run out into traffic compared to the average toddler

And probably shoot you down with fighter jets or some shit

Yes

And when a truck rolls in with an itty bitty wheelbase and big tires in yo face you get SPRUNG

Very valid point, I didn't think about it like that

This is the correct answer

No, simmunition, not simulations. Less than lethal paint training rounds you can fire from real guns