It's a type of Jack for off road vehicles and heavy machinery. They're called Hi-lifts

To defend against premeditation accusations I would think

Yeah I guess changing the sheets would be kind of a pain

And there's nothin wrong with takin the back streets

I'd watch that honestly

I stand corrected. My knowledge on old bimmers is pretty limited beyond the fact that they're drop dead gorgeous

Oh for sure, but I'm also saying it's a superior alternative to them getting squashed if the parent can't be bothered to actually watch them

Guest is right

Goddamn it this was me my phone logged me out

You're right on most counts, and it isn't really right, but its better than some kid getting run over because their parent couldn't be bothered to keep track of them

Not really normal, but it makes sense when you consider that a trained dog is waaaay less likely to run out into traffic compared to the average toddler