the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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It’s science fair season 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
The answer is more than you'd think
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Mummified dog stuck in a tree. 14 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I never thought about the tree being hollow to start with, good call
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Forest cabin in Washington state 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Fuck. Yes. Give Me a radio, rifle and tools and just let me disappear
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Mummified dog stuck in a tree. 14 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
What I want to know is how a seemingly living (at the time) dog ended up inside an also living tree
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We want to know 5 comments
Bald hedgehog. 8 comments
It Didn't Work. 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Obviously it wasn't going to work, not with that commie trashrod anyways. You need to upgrade to some American hardware to see results!
Gonna jack you all up 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
It's a type of Jack for off road vehicles and heavy machinery. They're called Hi-lifts
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Pro tip 4 comments
Press “X” to pay respects 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Slap a finer tip on one of the hotter ones and you have a pocket cutting torch. I'll take 2
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Gonna jack you all up 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
If you own a Hi-lift and say you haven't held one like Rambo with his m60 you're a liar
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Another animal (bird) I've never seen before 15 comments
Thomas Jefferson's awkwardly positioned bed 8 comments
Thomas Jefferson's awkwardly positioned bed 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Awkward my ass that's perfect, aside from the fact that you have to roll across the bed to enter the study, and really is that even a downside?
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Only 00's kids remember tide pods. 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Now we'll get to see some dipshits pay hundreds of dollars for the remaining pods on ebay
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No they did not 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
There was that tanker heist scene with the sick ass grand national in the intro of fast and furious if that counts
Hit the ground runnin' 11 comments
Me, waiting for the food to arrive 7 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I stand corrected. My knowledge on old bimmers is pretty limited beyond the fact that they're drop dead gorgeous
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