The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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It’s science fair season 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The answer is more than you'd think
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Mummified dog stuck in a tree. 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I never thought about the tree being hollow to start with, good call
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Forest cabin in Washington state 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Fuck. Yes. Give Me a radio, rifle and tools and just let me disappear
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Mummified dog stuck in a tree. 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
What I want to know is how a seemingly living (at the time) dog ended up inside an also living tree
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We want to know 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Or anodized, or he could just repaint it every once in a while
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Bald hedgehog. 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Huh, never seen a free range scrotum before
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It Didn't Work. 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Obviously it wasn't going to work, not with that commie trashrod anyways. You need to upgrade to some American hardware to see results!
Math literacy 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
It's 10 isn't it?
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A sandwich a day 2 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
A summation of the snyderverse
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Gonna jack you all up 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
It's a type of Jack for off road vehicles and heavy machinery. They're called Hi-lifts
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Pro tip 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
To defend against premeditation accusations I would think
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Honeymoon 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
They're the perfect couple
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Press “X” to pay respects 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Slap a finer tip on one of the hotter ones and you have a pocket cutting torch. I'll take 2
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Valhalla 30 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I wish I could like this more than once
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Gonna jack you all up 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
If you own a Hi-lift and say you haven't held one like Rambo with his m60 you're a liar
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Biggat 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Savannahs are so pretty
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Another animal (bird) I've never seen before 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Looks like it would tell me cryptic riddles if I spoke to it
Thomas Jefferson's awkwardly positioned bed 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Yeah I guess changing the sheets would be kind of a pain
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Thomas Jefferson's awkwardly positioned bed 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Awkward my ass that's perfect, aside from the fact that you have to roll across the bed to enter the study, and really is that even a downside?
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Only 00's kids remember tide pods. 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Now we'll get to see some dipshits pay hundreds of dollars for the remaining pods on ebay
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No they did not 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
There was that tanker heist scene with the sick ass grand national in the intro of fast and furious if that counts
Hit the ground runnin' 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
And there's nothin wrong with takin the back streets
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Someone looks at us 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
*Boss battle music plays*
Who is this? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I'd watch that honestly
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Me, waiting for the food to arrive 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I stand corrected. My knowledge on old bimmers is pretty limited beyond the fact that they're drop dead gorgeous
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