The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby

Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Lonely 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Or how much of a nut you sound like
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"Well I work on my cars.."
-"What else?"
"I uh... I drive around looking for junker cars to buy and work on"
-"That's it?"
"Oh, I also go talk to other people about THEIR old cars, and spend hours on forums also talking about old cars!"
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Breachin' 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Billy has reached escape velocity
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What a good time 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Rip you legend
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At least they aren't roasting each other no more 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Instead they've unified into a single autistic screech
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Sexting 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
*nuts*
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Bad car design 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Figured as much, Still a dumb design tho. Hate that dodge went to that on their 1/2 tons
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Bad car design 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Yeah you would think it'd be computer controlled to keep you from doing that very thing
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Dear abby, 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Ah yes, on second thought it's totally wrecked you should have the shop overhaul it
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Dear abby, 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Nah man valve covers are easy, just pop off the bolts replace the gasket and slap it back together. Easy peasy
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Wow 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
@morebacon yep the army's marksmanship badges are iron crosses
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Wow 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
It's an old military symbol called the iron cross. It started out as a Prussian thing and most countries have used it in one form or another. The Germans still use it as an emblem of their military
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Wow 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Seriously? That isn't even really a nazi symbol
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Roosters 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The same potential energy as a crate of dynamite
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The einstein slug 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
GENESTEALERS ARE REAL!!!!
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Deserved it 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Why is this so fucking funny?
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Or if you were straight, girls. What about you funsubsters? 24 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Ha, jokes on you, I don't have to choose
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It’s science fair season 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
The answer is more than you'd think
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Mummified dog stuck in a tree. 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
I never thought about the tree being hollow to start with, good call
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Forest cabin in Washington state 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Fuck. Yes. Give Me a radio, rifle and tools and just let me disappear
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Mummified dog stuck in a tree. 14 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
What I want to know is how a seemingly living (at the time) dog ended up inside an also living tree
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We want to know 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Or anodized, or he could just repaint it every once in a while
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Bald hedgehog. 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Huh, never seen a free range scrotum before
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It Didn't Work. 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
Obviously it wasn't going to work, not with that commie trashrod anyways. You need to upgrade to some American hardware to see results!
Math literacy 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
It's 10 isn't it?
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A sandwich a day 2 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago
A summation of the snyderverse
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