the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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Blorp 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
That is an exceptionally plush pigeon
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This is an actual cave in New Zealand. It is illuminated by glowing worms (Arachnocampa 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
As this seems like a professional shot I'd wager it was a special permission kind of deal
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They all got adopted!!! 7 comments
Melee atttacks 3 comments
Its cute 4 comments
Cannot resist 11 comments
How bridge foundations over a river are built 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
By sinking those prefab sheets and then pumping the water out once they're set. Pretty neat to watch
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The cardiac cycle 11 comments
A little too much cream for my taste 7 comments
Same 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I started paying at least one Bill a month as soon as I started working
This pic is not photoshopped, there really is a guy charging the beaches in the D-day 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
The only bastard mad enough to charge machine guns with nothing but a broadsword, bow and a complete lack of fucks. What a glorious man
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*duck and run* (.____.*) 15 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
No, the only one who still had record of the dinosaur thing was rwby, and I don't think she's been here in a long while
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"I'm the Devil! Put me down hooman! " 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
It's a baby common snapper, so not endangered, and yeah messing with endangered animals at all is a big no no
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Let's not talk about it, though. That would be "disrespectful"... 75 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Yeah, online firearms purchases have to be shipped to a licensed dealer, who then has to perform a background check. He couldn't have gotten it legally
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The queen doesn't forgive, doesn't forget 5 comments
