the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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The trumps 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Baron and Melania look like sims to start with
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Facial hair on men is like makeup on women: it can completely change how you look 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
So i had just started a new job, and wanting to kinda spif myself up I decided to shave my beard. Not all the way off mind you, just like a few inches shorter. So i shave the night before, and when I got to work the next day my boss didn't even recognize me when I walked through the door! That's the power of facial hair
We don't plan on it 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I mean really if he's not causing problems what concern is he to the courts? Sounds like uppity people fucking with something they just don't like
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Facts 18 comments
Hermit crab doesn't pay rent 2 comments
Heal boy, good boy 12 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
Well I was on the fence about getting the game, but now I'm sold
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Edited 6 years ago
Me as heck 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I unfortunately do this with cars. My latest rescue was literally in the wrecker's yard waiting to be crushed
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This is an actual cave in New Zealand. It is illuminated by glowing worms (Arachnocampa 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
As this seems like a professional shot I'd wager it was a special permission kind of deal
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They all got adopted!!! 7 comments
Melee atttacks 3 comments
Its cute 4 comments
Cannot resist 11 comments
How bridge foundations over a river are built 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
By sinking those prefab sheets and then pumping the water out once they're set. Pretty neat to watch
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The cardiac cycle 11 comments
A little too much cream for my taste 7 comments
Same 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
I started paying at least one Bill a month as soon as I started working
